Kelvin has had quite a range of experience in the Monster Big Brother house, he's calmed Marvin, protected Morris' secret, showed us his locking skills and found a special friend in Swannie. Monster Big Brother called him to the Diary Room to ask him a few questions.
MBB: Hello Kelvin
K: Hello Monster Big Brother
MBB: How are you feeling today Kelvin?
K: I feel great, I don't even care if I don't win tomorrow.
MBB: Is there anything you will miss about the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Getting to spend so much time with so many amazing monsters, especially Swannie and Ganymede. Although I'm sure I'll see them again.
MBB: And what are you looking forward to in the outside world when you leave the house tomorrow.
K: I need to get back to TheKitschEnd and find out how Morris is doing and I've really missed my Mum.
MBB: Thank you Kelvin
K: Thanks Monster Big Brother
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Day 19 - Cthulhu (Stripes) Eviction Interview
DM:Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Cthulhu
C: Thank you. Thank you Duleea and thank you for such a marvelous reception.
DM: You're welcome, Cthulhu. We all think you're great. So Cthulhu, what happened with this week's task.
C: Oh dear, yes that was rather frightful wasn't it? I'm simply not built for interactions with netting. Such a disappointment.
DM: Do you think you could have done a better job if you'd had more time to practice instead of arguing over who would go first.
C: Sadly, no. I think I was always destined to make a mess of it.
DM: Alright then, let's move on to something a bit happier. You were like the house Dad, is that a role you enjoyed?
C: Actually yes, I suppose it comes with my great age and experience that I should feel the need to act in a parental role.
DM: Who was the naughtiest of your “children”?
C: Marvin I think...
DM: Not Morris?
C: Hmmm, I've been thinking about Morris and I don't think he should be in the Monster Big Brother house. I'm not sure he's really a monster.
DM: He certainly seems monstrous.
C: Yes, I think that is the point.
DM: Ooh, very cryptic. I can't let you go without asking, can you do the voice for us, please?
C: Do you mean TREMBLE MORTALS
DM: That's the one. So who would you like to win Monster Big Brother?
C: Ganymede, he's very clever and interesting, but terribly insecure, I feel this may give him the confidence boost he needs to help him become a fully rounded monster.
DM: Thank you Cthulhu, you've been a great housemate.
C: Thank you. Thank you Duleea and thank you for such a marvelous reception.
DM: You're welcome, Cthulhu. We all think you're great. So Cthulhu, what happened with this week's task.
C: Oh dear, yes that was rather frightful wasn't it? I'm simply not built for interactions with netting. Such a disappointment.
DM: Do you think you could have done a better job if you'd had more time to practice instead of arguing over who would go first.
C: Sadly, no. I think I was always destined to make a mess of it.
DM: Alright then, let's move on to something a bit happier. You were like the house Dad, is that a role you enjoyed?
C: Actually yes, I suppose it comes with my great age and experience that I should feel the need to act in a parental role.
DM: Who was the naughtiest of your “children”?
C: Marvin I think...
DM: Not Morris?
C: Hmmm, I've been thinking about Morris and I don't think he should be in the Monster Big Brother house. I'm not sure he's really a monster.
DM: He certainly seems monstrous.
C: Yes, I think that is the point.
DM: Ooh, very cryptic. I can't let you go without asking, can you do the voice for us, please?
C: Do you mean TREMBLE MORTALS
DM: That's the one. So who would you like to win Monster Big Brother?
C: Ganymede, he's very clever and interesting, but terribly insecure, I feel this may give him the confidence boost he needs to help him become a fully rounded monster.
DM: Thank you Cthulhu, you've been a great housemate.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Day 18 - Evictions #5 and #6. Duleea Speaks to the House
The monster housemates have been called back to the living area and their worst fears have been confirmed. There is about to be another double eviction. Duleea's voice is heard in the house:
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the fifth and sixth monsters to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house are............... Cthulhu
and ............... Morris.
Morris stay where you are, we'll see you in an hour, Cthulhu come to the front door, it's time to leave"
Most of the monster housemates are gathered around Cthulhu, but Kelvin and Morris are whispering furiously, I can hear Kelvin saying "she's going to know, they have researchers"
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the fifth and sixth monsters to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house are............... Cthulhu
and ............... Morris.
Morris stay where you are, we'll see you in an hour, Cthulhu come to the front door, it's time to leave"
Most of the monster housemates are gathered around Cthulhu, but Kelvin and Morris are whispering furiously, I can hear Kelvin saying "she's going to know, they have researchers"
Day 18 - A Visit to TheKitschEnd
It has become obvious over the last few days that there is more to our grumpy old Morris than meets the eye. Unfortunately, for Monster Big Brother, Kelvin isn't much of a talker. So, we sent one of our researchers to TheKitschEnd to see if we could find out more about our socky mystery.
We were lucky enough to run into
MBB: Hello, we were wanting some information about brown sock monsters and being a brown sock monster yourself, we wondered if you might be able to help.
N: Sure I can, I'll do my best, but you must understand I'm not one for spreading gossip.
MBB: What can you tell us about your hair colour?
N: Well, mine's green, as you can see. The rumours about me being a natural pink head are COMPLETELY untrue. I am totally au natural. Well there was that one time that my boyfriend, Peanut, he took me to a Thrilly Idol concert for our anniversary, which was very sweet of him don't you think? and I bleached it so that I could look like Thrilly, but we got thrown out of that one because Peanut is just so loud he was singing over Thrilly and Heave Heavens guitar. 11 was not loud enough, let me tell you (She now stops for a breath)
MBB: Well actually, we were referring to brown sock monsters in general.
N: Well, as I said, I'm a natural green but you can also be a pink head or a purple. My friend at work from the next street over, she has green hair too but it's all light and stuff...so weird...it looks like the pond water she spends most of her day in.
MBB: And what about orange?
N: No she's not got orange hair...OH, you mean do brown sock monsters have orange hair? Well, I'm not supposed to say so you won't tell anyone will you? I hate gossip but you this isn't gossip is it? You asked so nicely. WELL, if you see a sock with orange hair you need to look out. Watch out for weird things happening 'cos they're not monsters at all. The clue's in the colour. I was mistaken for a brownie myself once, but the idea of me doing something helpful? I'm just too busy to have a 'thing' that I do which "helps" loads of people.
MBB: One last question. Do you know this man? (Shows picture of Morris)
N: Oh yeah, he's the baldy that lives round the corner next to that other one that's on Monster Big Brother too, the one that helps cats out of trees. He's a grumpy old fart. Personally I want Ganymede to win; he's so horny. Peanut gets dead jealous when he's on screen; keeps going on about how short he is. So yeah, Ganymede, not Morris, barely got a hair on his bald old head, too old to be...in...the...house..............hang on, didn't some shoes go missing?...And they came back fixed?...AND he's got...
Voice from N's house: PEANUTELLA!!! GET BACK HERE, THE DOG'S ESCAPED!!!
N: Got to go. My poor Footsie's got out again.
So, what can we gather from our little trip? Morris and Kelvin have a few more questions to answer...
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Day 17 - Celebrity Fans
Whilst the monster housemates are wondering whether anyone in the outside world even likes them, we've talked to a few celebrity monsters to find out who are their favourites:
Frankenstein's Monster is a firm fan of Cthulhu. "He has a taste and refinement and a love of culture which I really appreciate". He says
The Zombie Horde, fresh from their appearance in "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" could only give us this incite..."BRAINS...BRAINS..." which we assume means they're fans of either Mabel and Madeline or Ganymede
Gossamer (from the Warner Brothers cartoons) says he likes "George" which isn't very helpful either, but we think he means Marvin.
Thankfully the Loch Ness Monster is more precise, he emailed us to say he's backing Morris 100%. "I know a shady character with a secret when I see one"
Sasquatch has publicly admitted that he'd like to take Swannie out for dinner when she gets out of the house and Hector has had many similar offers including one from The Blob!
And finally we recently had a fax signed "The Triffids" asking if they could come to the final night eviction party as they are big fans of Kelvin and Terrence. Naturally, we declined the offer, feeling that this particular plantlife is better kept behind glass.
If only the monster housemates knew how much everyone loves them.
Frankenstein's Monster is a firm fan of Cthulhu. "He has a taste and refinement and a love of culture which I really appreciate". He says
The Zombie Horde, fresh from their appearance in "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" could only give us this incite..."BRAINS...BRAINS..." which we assume means they're fans of either Mabel and Madeline or Ganymede
Gossamer (from the Warner Brothers cartoons) says he likes "George" which isn't very helpful either, but we think he means Marvin.
Thankfully the Loch Ness Monster is more precise, he emailed us to say he's backing Morris 100%. "I know a shady character with a secret when I see one"
Sasquatch has publicly admitted that he'd like to take Swannie out for dinner when she gets out of the house and Hector has had many similar offers including one from The Blob!
And finally we recently had a fax signed "The Triffids" asking if they could come to the final night eviction party as they are big fans of Kelvin and Terrence. Naturally, we declined the offer, feeling that this particular plantlife is better kept behind glass.
If only the monster housemates knew how much everyone loves them.
Day 17 - Tales of the Unpopular
Last night the Monster Big Brother house was very subdued, many of the housemates went to bed early, but Ganymede, Kelvin, Morris, Terrence and Swannie drank a lot of tea and talked about how strange it feels to be in a popularity contest.
"I've been burned by this sort of thing before" said Ganymede "and yet here I am putting myself through it again"
Terrence was confused by this "You've been on Monster Big Brother before?" he asked.
"No, but I did go in for the Artisan's Challenge on Blockhead Radio"
"Ouch" said Swannie, "Are you crazy? That's a brutal competition"
"I heard it's rigged" said Morris, but no-one was really listening to him
"So what happened?" asked Kelvin
"I was beaten by a pillowcase" said Ganymede shaking his head
"That's nothing to be ashamed of" said Kelvin "Pillowcase monsters can be very endearing..."
"No, not a pillowcase monster, an actual pillowcase." said Ganymede
A stunned silence fell over the monster housemates
"An actual piece of fabric folded over and hemmed down one side" confirmed Ganymede. "And it beat me, a monster who took hours to make and was designed from scratch. It's too depressing"
"wow" said Terrence, obviously lost for words
"But you're still here" said Kelvin
"Yes" agreed Swannie "We're all still here, so someone must be voting for us."
Are you voting for them? Or are you voting for a pillowcase?
"I've been burned by this sort of thing before" said Ganymede "and yet here I am putting myself through it again"
Terrence was confused by this "You've been on Monster Big Brother before?" he asked.
"No, but I did go in for the Artisan's Challenge on Blockhead Radio"
"Ouch" said Swannie, "Are you crazy? That's a brutal competition"
"I heard it's rigged" said Morris, but no-one was really listening to him
"So what happened?" asked Kelvin
"I was beaten by a pillowcase" said Ganymede shaking his head
"That's nothing to be ashamed of" said Kelvin "Pillowcase monsters can be very endearing..."
"No, not a pillowcase monster, an actual pillowcase." said Ganymede
A stunned silence fell over the monster housemates
"An actual piece of fabric folded over and hemmed down one side" confirmed Ganymede. "And it beat me, a monster who took hours to make and was designed from scratch. It's too depressing"
"wow" said Terrence, obviously lost for words
"But you're still here" said Kelvin
"Yes" agreed Swannie "We're all still here, so someone must be voting for us."
Are you voting for them? Or are you voting for a pillowcase?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Day 14 - Kelvin in the Diary Room
After the incident with Morris in the bathroom, Monster Big Brother decided to call Kelvin into the diary room. As the incident was not seen or heard by Monster Big Brother, information was required from Kelvin to discover what had happened and what action to take against Morris.
K: Hello Big Brother.
MBB: Kelvin, how are you feeling today?K: Oh, I'm fine.
MBB: Is there anything you would like to discuss with Big Brother?K: No, not really.
MBB: Kelvin, Big Brother would like to know what happened between yourself and Morris in the bathroom.K: Oh that. It was just a misunderstanding.
MBB: Were you affected by the confrontation?K: It wasn't a confrontation really. Morris was upset and I just calmed him down.
MBB: Would you say that Morris threatened you in any way?K: Oh no (Kelvin laughs)
MBB: Big Brother would like you to know that you should not feel threatened by anyone in the house or feel that you cannot confide in Big Brother.K: I don't and I know I can. Morris is fine. He's just misunderstood.
MBB: Would you care to elabourate?K: I can't say too much but...well....have you noticed anything strange going on around the house? I don't just mean with the housemates.
MBB: Big Brother cannot discuss the outside world with you Kelvin.K: I know, but just think about it. And think about his hair. Most brown sock monsters have green hair, sometimes pink, sometimes purple, but never orange. It got me thinking about him when he moved next door. Look, that's all I'm saying. Don't be hard on him Big Brother; he didn't do anything wrong and deep down he's a good guy.
MBB: Thank you Kelvin.K: Bye Big Brother.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Day 14 - Morris in the Diary Room
After the shopping list incident, Monster Big Brother decided to check on how Morris was doing and called him into the diary room.
M: Oh GREAT! Just stinking wonderful!
MBB: Big Brother senses that you might be having some issues with some of the other housemates.
M: If they'd pay attention, none of this would happen. Stupid runts.....MBB: Monster Big Brother noticed some tension with one housemate in particular.
M: That flippin' Kelvin...never listens...NEVER listens....MBB: Would it help to talk to Monster Big Brother about home? What are your interests?
M: What on earth are you talking about?MBB: Big Brother understands that you keep something special in your shed. Would you care to share anything about that with Monster Big Brother?
M: The little runt! Wait till I get my hands on him!MBB: Thank you Morris
M: KELVIN!!!! GET HERE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 14 - Cracks Starting to Show
Tension was building in the house this morning as mild mannered Kelvin finished making the monsters' shopping list and came back into the house to face his housemates.
Kelvin had forgotten that Ganymede had requested his usual anchovies and Swannie confessed to having a craving for Jammie Dodger biscuits, which he also hadn't added to the shopping list. But it all kicked off when Kelvin admitted to asking for Yorkshire Teabags and not PG Tips, Morris' favourite.
You could have cut the atmosphere with a knife as Morris stomped around the house, banging things and muttering to himself, leaving the housemates and viewers wondering 'What is this guys problem?'
Kelvin had forgotten that Ganymede had requested his usual anchovies and Swannie confessed to having a craving for Jammie Dodger biscuits, which he also hadn't added to the shopping list. But it all kicked off when Kelvin admitted to asking for Yorkshire Teabags and not PG Tips, Morris' favourite.
You could have cut the atmosphere with a knife as Morris stomped around the house, banging things and muttering to himself, leaving the housemates and viewers wondering 'What is this guys problem?'
Day 14 - The Shopping List
The tension is always greatest in the Monster Big Brother house on a Friday, but we often don't see the fallout until Monday. And why is that? Because that's Shopping List day.
Every week the Monsters nominate one of their housemates to spend an hour locked in the diary room with a list of products and prices, they must make a list of everything the housemates will need for the next week, but it must also add up to a specified limited budget.
This week, the unlucky shopping list maker is Kelvin. He's already been in the diary room for 46 minutes and he can't remember all the special request items.
"I know that Swannie and Madeline wanted candy, but I can't remember what sort. I'll have to guess. Terrence wants beans, I mean he always wants beans. Hector wanted fresh basil, I think he's going to make something nice with that. Cthulhu and Marvin wanted booze, who did I leave out? Oh yes, Morris, Morris wanted tea bags, phew that's everyone."
Erm, you also left out Ganymede! Oh dear, I wonder if Monster Big Brother will remind him?
Every week the Monsters nominate one of their housemates to spend an hour locked in the diary room with a list of products and prices, they must make a list of everything the housemates will need for the next week, but it must also add up to a specified limited budget.
This week, the unlucky shopping list maker is Kelvin. He's already been in the diary room for 46 minutes and he can't remember all the special request items.
"I know that Swannie and Madeline wanted candy, but I can't remember what sort. I'll have to guess. Terrence wants beans, I mean he always wants beans. Hector wanted fresh basil, I think he's going to make something nice with that. Cthulhu and Marvin wanted booze, who did I leave out? Oh yes, Morris, Morris wanted tea bags, phew that's everyone."
Erm, you also left out Ganymede! Oh dear, I wonder if Monster Big Brother will remind him?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Day 10 - Mabel and Madeline in the Diary Room
Monster big brother called Mabel and Madeline into the diary room today, to ask him a few simple questions.
MBB: Hello Mabel and Madeline, how are you today?
Mabel: Good thanks, so excited about tomorrow night's evition
Madeline: I'm very nervous that we might be going
MBB: Mabel and Madeline, how has your time in the house been so far?
Mabel: I keep thinking how strange it is that we've only been here for 10 days, it feels like we've been here forever
Madeline: I feel like that too
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
Madeline and Madeline: (together) Swannie and Terrence
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
Madeline: I don't think I like Hector
Mabel: and Morris scares both of us
MBB: Thank you Mabel and Madeline
Mabel and Madeline: Byeeeee!
MBB: Hello Mabel and Madeline, how are you today?
Mabel: Good thanks, so excited about tomorrow night's evition
Madeline: I'm very nervous that we might be going
MBB: Mabel and Madeline, how has your time in the house been so far?
Mabel: I keep thinking how strange it is that we've only been here for 10 days, it feels like we've been here forever
Madeline: I feel like that too
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
Madeline and Madeline: (together) Swannie and Terrence
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
Madeline: I don't think I like Hector
Mabel: and Morris scares both of us
MBB: Thank you Mabel and Madeline
Mabel and Madeline: Byeeeee!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Day 9 - Psych Analysis Part 2
Monster Big Brother Psychiatrist Dr Schrumpfen has been watching the Monster housemates carefully and has plenty of insight into how they may be feeling after their first week in the house. Here's what she had to say about five of our housemates.
Mabel and Madeline many single headed monsters assume that two headed monsters are more prone to schizophrenia. This is of course untrue and these two are a perfect example of that. I would like to see them let their whiskers down a little though.
Cthulhu (Stripes) He's very classy, but it takes a lot of energy to stay so in control, I wonder if he will he crack and show us his true self.
Lurly Jack obviously has an inferiority complex, which he's struggling to conceal, this may explain why he has aligned himself with Marvin because his exuberance distracts from Jack's perceived shortcomings.
Marvin has a childlike innocence which is very endearing and he is toning down his behaviour. I'll be interested to see if he can continue to "grow up" in the Monster Big Brother house.
Morris. If I had Morris in my office for a consultation I'd be pressing the panic button as soon as he walked in. SCARY!
Mabel and Madeline many single headed monsters assume that two headed monsters are more prone to schizophrenia. This is of course untrue and these two are a perfect example of that. I would like to see them let their whiskers down a little though.
Cthulhu (Stripes) He's very classy, but it takes a lot of energy to stay so in control, I wonder if he will he crack and show us his true self.
Lurly Jack obviously has an inferiority complex, which he's struggling to conceal, this may explain why he has aligned himself with Marvin because his exuberance distracts from Jack's perceived shortcomings.
Marvin has a childlike innocence which is very endearing and he is toning down his behaviour. I'll be interested to see if he can continue to "grow up" in the Monster Big Brother house.
Morris. If I had Morris in my office for a consultation I'd be pressing the panic button as soon as he walked in. SCARY!
Day 9 - Ganymede in the Diary Room
Monster Big Brother called Ganymede into the diary room today, to ask him a few simple questions.
MBB: Hello Ganymede, how are you today?
G: I'm well thank you, and yourself?
MBB: Ganymede, how has your time in the house been so far?
G: Somewhat bumpy I think. An excellent analogy would be that it is similar to riding a rollercoaster.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
G: Kelvin, because we're always up earliest in the morning. I miss Ratu for the same reason
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
G: I actually thought I was friendly with Morris, but now I'm not so sure
MBB: Thank you Ganymede
G: You're welcome Monster Big Brother
MBB: Hello Ganymede, how are you today?
G: I'm well thank you, and yourself?
MBB: Ganymede, how has your time in the house been so far?
G: Somewhat bumpy I think. An excellent analogy would be that it is similar to riding a rollercoaster.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
G: Kelvin, because we're always up earliest in the morning. I miss Ratu for the same reason
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
G: I actually thought I was friendly with Morris, but now I'm not so sure
MBB: Thank you Ganymede
G: You're welcome Monster Big Brother
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Day 8 - Morris in the Diary Room
Monster big brother called Morris into the diary room today, to ask him a few simple questions.
MBB: Hello Morris, how are you today?
M: Sick of this place; the bedding itches, I don't like the food and I'm in here with a load of fools!
MBB: Morris, how has your time in the house been so far?
M: What do you think? You've been noseying around. I'm bored!
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
M: None of 'em. Noisey lot.
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
M: I think you've gathered I won't be taking any of them home for tea.
MBB: I understand that you already know Kelvin.
M: And?
MBB: Was it nice to see a familiar face?
M: It was OK. He's not that bad I suppose.
MBB: Thank you Morris
MBB: Hello Morris, how are you today?
M: Sick of this place; the bedding itches, I don't like the food and I'm in here with a load of fools!
MBB: Morris, how has your time in the house been so far?
M: What do you think? You've been noseying around. I'm bored!
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
M: None of 'em. Noisey lot.
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
M: I think you've gathered I won't be taking any of them home for tea.
MBB: I understand that you already know Kelvin.
M: And?
MBB: Was it nice to see a familiar face?
M: It was OK. He's not that bad I suppose.
MBB: Thank you Morris
Friday, June 12, 2009
Day 4 - House Hero
Earlier today the Monster Big Brother housemates received their first task in the form of a large metal box full of luxury items which they have been challenged to open. So far they have found a keyhole, but no key.
Terrence organised the monster housemates into search parties to find the key which they all agreed must be hidden in the house somewhere. They turned the Monster Big Brother house upside down looking for the key.
The housemates only had 23 minutes left of the three hours given to them to open the box when Lurly Jack had an idea.
Jack ran over to the box and examined the lock "I can open this!" he shouted. The other monster housemates came running back and watched in awe as Lurly Jack slid his credit card like body into the gap between the hatch and the box, he shook and shimmied and before you could say pendant-tastic the little hatch was open.
His monster housemates shouted and screamed with joy and gave Lurly Jack lots of hugs, even Ganymede and Morris joined in the congratulations. Then the monster housemates set about emptying the box.
Terrence organised the monster housemates into search parties to find the key which they all agreed must be hidden in the house somewhere. They turned the Monster Big Brother house upside down looking for the key.
The housemates only had 23 minutes left of the three hours given to them to open the box when Lurly Jack had an idea.
Jack ran over to the box and examined the lock "I can open this!" he shouted. The other monster housemates came running back and watched in awe as Lurly Jack slid his credit card like body into the gap between the hatch and the box, he shook and shimmied and before you could say pendant-tastic the little hatch was open.
His monster housemates shouted and screamed with joy and gave Lurly Jack lots of hugs, even Ganymede and Morris joined in the congratulations. Then the monster housemates set about emptying the box.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Day 3 - A Controversial Housemate?
Morris and Ganymede came to the diary room last night, with something on their minds.
MBB: Good evening housemates, how are you?
M: We're not happy
G: It's about Jack. He's a little two dimensional
M: The kid's a freak!
MBB: Monster Big Brother reminds housemates that discrimination against another housemate is punishable by instant eviction from the Monster Big Brother house
G: It's not just the pendant thing, although that is weird
M: If he talks about his hair one more time, I'll scream
G: That's it, the screaming, he's always screaming, have you noticed how nervous Ratu is?
M: Ratu's great but whenever Jack starts screaming he hides under the sofa
G: I do wonder if he's in the house out of political correctness
So Lurly Jack is not off to a great start with some of his housemates, or perhaps some of his housemates need to be more accepting?
MBB: Good evening housemates, how are you?
M: We're not happy
G: It's about Jack. He's a little two dimensional
M: The kid's a freak!
MBB: Monster Big Brother reminds housemates that discrimination against another housemate is punishable by instant eviction from the Monster Big Brother house
G: It's not just the pendant thing, although that is weird
M: If he talks about his hair one more time, I'll scream
G: That's it, the screaming, he's always screaming, have you noticed how nervous Ratu is?
M: Ratu's great but whenever Jack starts screaming he hides under the sofa
G: I do wonder if he's in the house out of political correctness
So Lurly Jack is not off to a great start with some of his housemates, or perhaps some of his housemates need to be more accepting?
Day 3 - Nocturnal Creatures
Almost every Monster in the Big Brother house is awake more at night than during the day.
The Cthulhus are the most at home in the darkness, they often stay up till the early hours discussing the pressures of being such a popular Lovecraftian terror. Hector, Terrence and Kelvin have really bonded over their shared love of music and even Morris, who continues to be taciturn stays awake to listen to other people talk.
Swannie and Mabel and Madeline get more giggly after midnight and Ganymede will happily talk until dawn (even if no-one is listening). Marvin and Lurly Jack never seem to run out of energy and often keep the other housemates awake because they're so loud.
The only Monster continuing to crash out early is Ratu, so far he's fallen asleep at 11.45 each night. Awww.
The Cthulhus are the most at home in the darkness, they often stay up till the early hours discussing the pressures of being such a popular Lovecraftian terror. Hector, Terrence and Kelvin have really bonded over their shared love of music and even Morris, who continues to be taciturn stays awake to listen to other people talk.
Swannie and Mabel and Madeline get more giggly after midnight and Ganymede will happily talk until dawn (even if no-one is listening). Marvin and Lurly Jack never seem to run out of energy and often keep the other housemates awake because they're so loud.
The only Monster continuing to crash out early is Ratu, so far he's fallen asleep at 11.45 each night. Awww.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Lucky Number 7 is - Morris
This is Morris, he hates Mondays...in fact he hates everyday...and his job...and ties...and scratchy cardigans. He says he's looking for someone to cheer him up, but it seems it might be quite a task.
Morris also comes from KitschEnd it's quite possible that he knows Kelvin, although as the housemates have been kept separate he doesn't know that there may be a familiar face in there...oh, he's glowering at the crowd and they don't like it. Oh no, they're booing him. He's walked straight past the press cameras and now he's practically running into the Monster Big Brother house. Poor Morris!
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