Earlier today the Monster Housemates were sunbathing in the garden when they heard a voice coming from over the garden wall. Swannie screamed, Kelvin ran to her side and everyone else shouted "shhhhh" as they strained their ears to hear what the voice was saying.
The whole incident lasted less than a minute, but it's given them plenty to talk about:
"He's definitely gone" said Terrence
"How did he get in?" Swannie asked "it's really scary"
Kelvin reassured her by saying "It's OK they've obviously taken him away"
"What was he saying?" asked Ganymede
Then Kelvin joined in"Yes what did you hear?"
"It sounded like Get Kelvin" said Terrence looking utterly shocked
"Or Hester Pryn" said Hector
"Why would anyone be shouting for 19th century American literary heroines?" asked Ganymede, rolling his eyes at Hector "Actually I think he was shouting for you. 'Hector to Win'"
"Zut Alors!" said Hector, so surprised that he momentarily reverted to his native language.
"and 'Morris is Good'" said Swannie, looking straight at Kelvin
"Are you sure that's what he said, I think it sounded more like 'Chorus of Hood'?"
Poor Kelvin, he just doesn't know that Morris' secret is out.
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Monday, June 29, 2009
Day 21 - Swannie in the Diary Room
Swannie has been having a rough time over the last few days. Monster Big Brother called her to the Diary Room to ask her some questions.
MBB: Good morning Swannie, how do you feel today?
S: Good morning Monster Big Brother. I feel much better today thank you. I think getting a good night's sleep has really helped.
MBB: What helped you to sleep better last night, Swannie?
S: It's much quieter in here now that Marvin's gone. And there's a lot less snoring.
MBB: Is there anyone you're particularly looking forward to seeing when you leave the Monster Big Brother house on Friday.
S: Wow, that's so soon! The first person I want to see is my Mum and then everyone at Gush4Plush. Tootsie, Snurk, Chili, Peppa, Mello, Bartie, Bud oh and Pluggy. I miss you all. I can't wait to get the gang back together.
MBB: And is there anything you think you'll miss about the Monster Big Brother house Swannie?
S: I'll miss the parties, those are fun. I liked the karaoke party best. And Kelvin. Although I hope I'll see Kelvin again.
MBB: Thank you, Swannie
S: Thanks Monster Big Brother
MBB: Good morning Swannie, how do you feel today?
S: Good morning Monster Big Brother. I feel much better today thank you. I think getting a good night's sleep has really helped.
MBB: What helped you to sleep better last night, Swannie?
S: It's much quieter in here now that Marvin's gone. And there's a lot less snoring.
MBB: Is there anyone you're particularly looking forward to seeing when you leave the Monster Big Brother house on Friday.
S: Wow, that's so soon! The first person I want to see is my Mum and then everyone at Gush4Plush. Tootsie, Snurk, Chili, Peppa, Mello, Bartie, Bud oh and Pluggy. I miss you all. I can't wait to get the gang back together.
MBB: And is there anything you think you'll miss about the Monster Big Brother house Swannie?
S: I'll miss the parties, those are fun. I liked the karaoke party best. And Kelvin. Although I hope I'll see Kelvin again.
MBB: Thank you, Swannie
S: Thanks Monster Big Brother
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Day 20 - Swannie is Sad
Swannie has obviously been missing her friends Mabel and Madeline over the last 24 hours. She just hasn't seemed like her usual enthusiastic self.
But things went from bad to worse today when Hector said something to upset her. Hector and Terrence were talking about Terrence's special friend Maisy and Hector asked about how they met
"I am very interested in how you meet monster girls" said Hector "I haven't met anyone special in years, I must be looking in the wrong places."
Swannie was cleaning the kitchen, but she overheard the whole conversation and ran away crying. As she headed for the Diary Room Hector said "What's wrong with Swannie?" And this made her cry even harder.
But things went from bad to worse today when Hector said something to upset her. Hector and Terrence were talking about Terrence's special friend Maisy and Hector asked about how they met
"I am very interested in how you meet monster girls" said Hector "I haven't met anyone special in years, I must be looking in the wrong places."
Swannie was cleaning the kitchen, but she overheard the whole conversation and ran away crying. As she headed for the Diary Room Hector said "What's wrong with Swannie?" And this made her cry even harder.
Day 20 - Your Final Five
There are just five monster housemates left in the Monster Big Brother house, Ganymede, Hector, Kelvin, Swannie and Terrence
Only one of them can win Monster Big Brother 2009. The poll is now open to vote for your favourite monsters. The poll will close at Midnight (Pacific Time) on Thursday and the winner will be announced on Friday.
Who wins? You decide.
Only one of them can win Monster Big Brother 2009. The poll is now open to vote for your favourite monsters. The poll will close at Midnight (Pacific Time) on Thursday and the winner will be announced on Friday.
Who wins? You decide.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Day 18 - Evictions #3 and #4. Duleea Speaks to the House
The Monster Big Brother housemates are gathered on the sofas again
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the third... and fourth monsters to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house are Mabel and Madeline AND...Marvin
Marvin stay where you are, we'll see you in an hour, Mabel and Madeline come to the front door, it's time to leave"
Swannie bursts into tears as she hugs her friends Mabel and Madeline and Marvin doesn't know who to turn to next as everyone tries to hug him at once.
Kelvin gives a nervous cough "So will there be another eviction later?" he asks anxiously. Everyone stops hugging as they realise that maybe today's evictions aren't over yet.
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the third... and fourth monsters to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house are Mabel and Madeline AND...Marvin
Marvin stay where you are, we'll see you in an hour, Mabel and Madeline come to the front door, it's time to leave"
Swannie bursts into tears as she hugs her friends Mabel and Madeline and Marvin doesn't know who to turn to next as everyone tries to hug him at once.
Kelvin gives a nervous cough "So will there be another eviction later?" he asks anxiously. Everyone stops hugging as they realise that maybe today's evictions aren't over yet.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Day 17 - Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Mabel and Madeline have been even quieter than usual since the monster housemates failed the task yesterday. Swannie asked them what was wrong. In a whisper they replied.
"We're frightened we'll be evicted tomorrow and even more frightened of what the monsters outside will think of us." they said together
"I want to go now" said Mabel "But I think we should stay for the eviction" said Madeline
Swannie gave them both a give hug. "You girls are great", she said, "what would we do without you? You cook, you're really good at calming Marvin down and you're both so beautiful. I'm sure everyone loves you. Please don't leave."
Madeline cheered up a little after this pep talk, but Mabel didn't look impressed
"We're frightened we'll be evicted tomorrow and even more frightened of what the monsters outside will think of us." they said together
"I want to go now" said Mabel "But I think we should stay for the eviction" said Madeline
Swannie gave them both a give hug. "You girls are great", she said, "what would we do without you? You cook, you're really good at calming Marvin down and you're both so beautiful. I'm sure everyone loves you. Please don't leave."
Madeline cheered up a little after this pep talk, but Mabel didn't look impressed
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Day 16 - A Troublesome Task
The monster housemates completed the Overcoming Obstacles task this afternoon. Here's how they got on.
Cthulhu was the first to attempt the course, although his many tentacles got entangled in the netting and it took him valuable seconds to get free, Marvin went next, speeding round the course in what felt like a record time, he made it through the netting, over the wall, onto and along the balance beam and over the see-saw without even breaking a sweat. Then it was Hector's turn, he kept up a good speed too and the anxious monster housemates gave him a huge cheer when he made it over the wall, which had been giving him trouble during practice.
Ganymede was next and he was doing very well until he came to the end and fell off the see-saw, twice! His housemates commiserated with him as Swannie took her turn, her graceful nature was a real asset and she was surprisingly quick over the wall too.
Morris was the next up, he was very fast and agile, shocking his housemates into silence, then Kelvin took the next relay leg, although not as fast he didn't make any mistakes. He was followed by Mabel and Madeline who were speedy although a little clumsy. And finally Terrence took the last leg of the relay with the monster housemates screaming their encouragement all the way.
Have they completed the course in under five minutes?
We'll be live at the monster Big Brother house later for the results of the task.
Cthulhu was the first to attempt the course, although his many tentacles got entangled in the netting and it took him valuable seconds to get free, Marvin went next, speeding round the course in what felt like a record time, he made it through the netting, over the wall, onto and along the balance beam and over the see-saw without even breaking a sweat. Then it was Hector's turn, he kept up a good speed too and the anxious monster housemates gave him a huge cheer when he made it over the wall, which had been giving him trouble during practice.
Ganymede was next and he was doing very well until he came to the end and fell off the see-saw, twice! His housemates commiserated with him as Swannie took her turn, her graceful nature was a real asset and she was surprisingly quick over the wall too.
Morris was the next up, he was very fast and agile, shocking his housemates into silence, then Kelvin took the next relay leg, although not as fast he didn't make any mistakes. He was followed by Mabel and Madeline who were speedy although a little clumsy. And finally Terrence took the last leg of the relay with the monster housemates screaming their encouragement all the way.
Have they completed the course in under five minutes?
We'll be live at the monster Big Brother house later for the results of the task.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Day 14 - The Shopping List
The tension is always greatest in the Monster Big Brother house on a Friday, but we often don't see the fallout until Monday. And why is that? Because that's Shopping List day.
Every week the Monsters nominate one of their housemates to spend an hour locked in the diary room with a list of products and prices, they must make a list of everything the housemates will need for the next week, but it must also add up to a specified limited budget.
This week, the unlucky shopping list maker is Kelvin. He's already been in the diary room for 46 minutes and he can't remember all the special request items.
"I know that Swannie and Madeline wanted candy, but I can't remember what sort. I'll have to guess. Terrence wants beans, I mean he always wants beans. Hector wanted fresh basil, I think he's going to make something nice with that. Cthulhu and Marvin wanted booze, who did I leave out? Oh yes, Morris, Morris wanted tea bags, phew that's everyone."
Erm, you also left out Ganymede! Oh dear, I wonder if Monster Big Brother will remind him?
Every week the Monsters nominate one of their housemates to spend an hour locked in the diary room with a list of products and prices, they must make a list of everything the housemates will need for the next week, but it must also add up to a specified limited budget.
This week, the unlucky shopping list maker is Kelvin. He's already been in the diary room for 46 minutes and he can't remember all the special request items.
"I know that Swannie and Madeline wanted candy, but I can't remember what sort. I'll have to guess. Terrence wants beans, I mean he always wants beans. Hector wanted fresh basil, I think he's going to make something nice with that. Cthulhu and Marvin wanted booze, who did I leave out? Oh yes, Morris, Morris wanted tea bags, phew that's everyone."
Erm, you also left out Ganymede! Oh dear, I wonder if Monster Big Brother will remind him?
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Day 12 - Music Soothes the Savage Beast
It's been another party night in the Monster Big Brother house. For getting through the first round of evictions, monster Big Brother rewarded the 9 remaining housemates with a karaoke party.
Almost all the monsters were all eager to show off their vocal skills and let off some steam and the evening started well Terrence sang "I Will Survive", Marvin showed off his punk credentials by shouting his way through "My Way", Ganymede was a little reluctant at first but then mumbled through a rendition of "Life is a Highway".
As the night wore on the song choices became more bizarre as the monster housemates got drunker. Kelvin sang "Islands in the Stream" as a duet with Hector! Mabel and Madeline surprised everyone by choosing to sing "I Kissed a Girl" and Swannie sang "Barbie Girl".
They finished up by singing some group songs, all the usual end of the night monster classics like "Monster Mash", "Flying Purple People Eater" and "My Beloved Monster". There was a lot of hugging and crying and even Marvin behaved himself. Morris went to bed early.
How long can this monster housemate love last?
Almost all the monsters were all eager to show off their vocal skills and let off some steam and the evening started well Terrence sang "I Will Survive", Marvin showed off his punk credentials by shouting his way through "My Way", Ganymede was a little reluctant at first but then mumbled through a rendition of "Life is a Highway".
As the night wore on the song choices became more bizarre as the monster housemates got drunker. Kelvin sang "Islands in the Stream" as a duet with Hector! Mabel and Madeline surprised everyone by choosing to sing "I Kissed a Girl" and Swannie sang "Barbie Girl".
They finished up by singing some group songs, all the usual end of the night monster classics like "Monster Mash", "Flying Purple People Eater" and "My Beloved Monster". There was a lot of hugging and crying and even Marvin behaved himself. Morris went to bed early.
How long can this monster housemate love last?
Friday, June 19, 2009
Day 11 - Eviction #1 Duleea Speaks to the House
The Monster Big Brother housemates are gathered on the sofas in the living area and everyone looks tense, many of them are holding hands, including Hector and Swannie. Suddenly they hear what they've been waiting for all day.
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"sh*t"says Marvin, breaking the tension and making everyone laugh, Duleea laughs too.
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the first monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is............
....Lurly Jack"
"Come to the front door Lurly Jack, it's time to go"
Marvin bursts into tears and hugs his best friend. "I'll see you soon"
"I can't believe it" say Mabel and Madeline together
"Even by my standards this is brutal" says Cthulhu (Sky)
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"sh*t"says Marvin, breaking the tension and making everyone laugh, Duleea laughs too.
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the first monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is............
....Lurly Jack"
"Come to the front door Lurly Jack, it's time to go"
Marvin bursts into tears and hugs his best friend. "I'll see you soon"
"I can't believe it" say Mabel and Madeline together
"Even by my standards this is brutal" says Cthulhu (Sky)
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Day 10 - Mabel and Madeline in the Diary Room
Monster big brother called Mabel and Madeline into the diary room today, to ask him a few simple questions.
MBB: Hello Mabel and Madeline, how are you today?
Mabel: Good thanks, so excited about tomorrow night's evition
Madeline: I'm very nervous that we might be going
MBB: Mabel and Madeline, how has your time in the house been so far?
Mabel: I keep thinking how strange it is that we've only been here for 10 days, it feels like we've been here forever
Madeline: I feel like that too
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
Madeline and Madeline: (together) Swannie and Terrence
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
Madeline: I don't think I like Hector
Mabel: and Morris scares both of us
MBB: Thank you Mabel and Madeline
Mabel and Madeline: Byeeeee!
MBB: Hello Mabel and Madeline, how are you today?
Mabel: Good thanks, so excited about tomorrow night's evition
Madeline: I'm very nervous that we might be going
MBB: Mabel and Madeline, how has your time in the house been so far?
Mabel: I keep thinking how strange it is that we've only been here for 10 days, it feels like we've been here forever
Madeline: I feel like that too
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
Madeline and Madeline: (together) Swannie and Terrence
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
Madeline: I don't think I like Hector
Mabel: and Morris scares both of us
MBB: Thank you Mabel and Madeline
Mabel and Madeline: Byeeeee!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Day 9 - Tentacle Trauma
Earlier today some of the monster boys were hanging out by the pool it was a beautiful Summer's day, the sky was blue and so was the conversation...
Hector, Terrence and Cthulhu (Sky) were talking about the mysterious shortage of monster girls in the house. Terrence said he had someone special at home but he missed the female company and Cthulhu Sky was lamenting his lack of success at attracting monster women.
"You should have no problem with the monster ladies" said Hector
"Why not?" asked Cthulhu, with an edge to his voice
"Well, you know what they say about monsters with tentacles" replied Hector
"OK, I knew this was coming and I'm so sick of it. Not all tentacled monsters are Hentai tentacle monsters"
"He's only joking" said Terrence "aren't you?"
Hector was laughing, but Cthulhu (Sky) did not find it funny and he started to shout
"How would you like it if everyone you met thought you were a pervy Japanese comic book character? I tell you what, how about all French monsters smell of garlic and eat snails? You know this is the reason I came into the monster Big Brother house in the first place. Tentacle Awareness. Yes you should laugh because it's completely ridiculous, but I wouldn't have to abase myself like this if it weren't for monsters like you."
"Calm down" said Hector (still laughing) "some of my best friends have tentacles"
"I've heard that a thousand times before. I don't have to put up with this"
And with that Cthulhu (Sky) stomped off to the Diary Room
Swannie wandered over to see what was going on. "What is a Hentai monster?" she asked
ahem, I hope someone explains it to her gently.
Hector, Terrence and Cthulhu (Sky) were talking about the mysterious shortage of monster girls in the house. Terrence said he had someone special at home but he missed the female company and Cthulhu Sky was lamenting his lack of success at attracting monster women.
"You should have no problem with the monster ladies" said Hector
"Why not?" asked Cthulhu, with an edge to his voice
"Well, you know what they say about monsters with tentacles" replied Hector
"OK, I knew this was coming and I'm so sick of it. Not all tentacled monsters are Hentai tentacle monsters"
"He's only joking" said Terrence "aren't you?"
Hector was laughing, but Cthulhu (Sky) did not find it funny and he started to shout
"How would you like it if everyone you met thought you were a pervy Japanese comic book character? I tell you what, how about all French monsters smell of garlic and eat snails? You know this is the reason I came into the monster Big Brother house in the first place. Tentacle Awareness. Yes you should laugh because it's completely ridiculous, but I wouldn't have to abase myself like this if it weren't for monsters like you."
"Calm down" said Hector (still laughing) "some of my best friends have tentacles"
"I've heard that a thousand times before. I don't have to put up with this"
And with that Cthulhu (Sky) stomped off to the Diary Room
Swannie wandered over to see what was going on. "What is a Hentai monster?" she asked
ahem, I hope someone explains it to her gently.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Day 6 - Marvin in the Diary Room
Monster big brother called Marvin into the diary room today, to ask him a few simple questions.
MBB: Hello Marvin, how are you today?
M: Great, well a bit wobbly actually and I feel bad about the pool, sorry about that.
MBB: Marvin, how has your time in the house been so far?
M: Awesome! Wow, I'm still so excited to be here.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
M: Jack is the best, I mean he really understands me. But I like Kelvin and Swannie too and Cthulhu (Stripes) he's so funny, the way he talks in that big thundery voice all "Tremble Mortals" it cracks me up.
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
M: Not really, I know I can be a bit much sometimes, I think I annoy Morris, but I think everyone annoys Morris.
MBB: Thank you Marvin
M: Is that it? Hello Mum! (waves manically)
MBB: Hello Marvin, how are you today?
M: Great, well a bit wobbly actually and I feel bad about the pool, sorry about that.
MBB: Marvin, how has your time in the house been so far?
M: Awesome! Wow, I'm still so excited to be here.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
M: Jack is the best, I mean he really understands me. But I like Kelvin and Swannie too and Cthulhu (Stripes) he's so funny, the way he talks in that big thundery voice all "Tremble Mortals" it cracks me up.
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
M: Not really, I know I can be a bit much sometimes, I think I annoy Morris, but I think everyone annoys Morris.
MBB: Thank you Marvin
M: Is that it? Hello Mum! (waves manically)
Day 6 - Psych Analysis Part 1
Monster Big Brother Psychiatrist Dr Schrumpfen has been watching the Monster housemates carefully and has plenty of insight into how they may be feeling after their first week in the house. Here's what she had to say about six of our housemates.
Swannie is a compassionate little monster, this came through when we saw her come to the aid of Marvin when he was confused. We've also seen that she has a crush on Hector, it will be interesting to see if this is reciprocated.
Kelvin is also very compassionate and he really cements the house together, if you look carefully at footage from the past week Kelvin has made tea for everyone 21 times! He's trying to bring the group together, but he's doing it so quietly I wonder if anyone will notice.
Hector is a charmer and very self confident, he's definitely one of the "alpha" monsters in the house and he seems very comfortable. It will be interesting to see if Monster Big Brother can throw anything at him that will ruffle that cool exterior.
Terrence is another of the "alpha" monsters, he often takes the lead in group activities and he's very relaxed and confident. He hasn't had his leadership tested yet, that would be interesting to see.
Cthulhu Sky doesn't seem to have come out of his shell yet. He's checking out the other Monster housemates to see where he fits in. If he survives the evictions this week he'll start to take a much more prominant role.
Ganymede is fake, fake, fake and I think, not genuine.
Swannie is a compassionate little monster, this came through when we saw her come to the aid of Marvin when he was confused. We've also seen that she has a crush on Hector, it will be interesting to see if this is reciprocated.
Kelvin is also very compassionate and he really cements the house together, if you look carefully at footage from the past week Kelvin has made tea for everyone 21 times! He's trying to bring the group together, but he's doing it so quietly I wonder if anyone will notice.
Hector is a charmer and very self confident, he's definitely one of the "alpha" monsters in the house and he seems very comfortable. It will be interesting to see if Monster Big Brother can throw anything at him that will ruffle that cool exterior.
Terrence is another of the "alpha" monsters, he often takes the lead in group activities and he's very relaxed and confident. He hasn't had his leadership tested yet, that would be interesting to see.
Cthulhu Sky doesn't seem to have come out of his shell yet. He's checking out the other Monster housemates to see where he fits in. If he survives the evictions this week he'll start to take a much more prominant role.
Ganymede is fake, fake, fake and I think, not genuine.
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