Showing posts with label intruder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label intruder. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2009

Day 21 - He Said What?

Earlier today the Monster Housemates were sunbathing in the garden when they heard a voice coming from over the garden wall. Swannie screamed, Kelvin ran to her side and everyone else shouted "shhhhh" as they strained their ears to hear what the voice was saying.

The whole incident lasted less than a minute, but it's given them plenty to talk about:

"He's definitely gone" said Terrence
"How did he get in?" Swannie asked "it's really scary"
Kelvin reassured her by saying "It's OK they've obviously taken him away"
"What was he saying?" asked Ganymede
Then Kelvin joined in"Yes what did you hear?"
"It sounded like Get Kelvin" said Terrence looking utterly shocked
"Or Hester Pryn" said Hector
"Why would anyone be shouting for 19th century American literary heroines?" asked Ganymede, rolling his eyes at Hector "Actually I think he was shouting for you. 'Hector to Win'"
"Zut Alors!" said Hector, so surprised that he momentarily reverted to his native language.
"and 'Morris is Good'" said Swannie, looking straight at Kelvin
"Are you sure that's what he said, I think it sounded more like 'Chorus of Hood'?"

Poor Kelvin, he just doesn't know that Morris' secret is out.

Day 21 - Intruder Alert!

We can now reveal that the technical difficulties experienced earlier in the Monster Big Brother house were the direct result of actions taken by an intruder who broke into the outer compound and production offices.

The intruder was a small monster who claims that he is a "Massive Fan of MBB!"

He has caused no lasting damage and he has now been escorted from the premises by Monster Security and cautioned by the Toy Police but he did shout some things over the garden wall and this gave the final five monster housemates something to think about.

What did he say? We'll have more details later today.