Kelvin's Eviction Interview

Kelvin was the third most popular Monster Big Brother housemate this year, he spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he came out of the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Kelvin! (pauses for applause) OK Kelvin I know you're desperate to know about Morris and it's been awful watching you struggle through the last week without knowing what happened. So I'll just sum up for you.
K: Yes please
DM: As you know Morris is a Sock Brownie with a speciality in magical cobbling and not a miserable old sock monster at all. Well now everyone knows, Morris' magical powers have disappeared and he's looking forward to living a more normal and cheerful life. Oh and he fixed my shoes. Genius!
K: Wow, er...I thought his secret identity needed to be protected, I had no idea he wanted a normal life, imagine deciding that in front of an international readership of millions.
DM: And there you go again, Kelvin, thinking about other people first. Aren't you in the least bit annoyed that you got dragged in to this. You had to lie for him.
K: It was my fault, if I hadn't seen what was in his shed at home I would never have known. Plus I was lying to protect his magic and all the good it does for people, as well as him.
DM: You really are just as sweet in person as you are on the blog. OK, moving on...Swannie, she's nice isn't she?
K: Yes she's very nice.
DM: Do you think you'll see her again, now you've left the house?
K: I hope so. I really do.
DM: Awww. So Kelvin what was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Playing cards with Swannie on that night when she was really upset. I felt like I was helping her out.
DM: Thank you Kelvin, you've been a super softie special monster housemate.

Day 25 - Eviction #9 Duleea Speaks to the House

Terrence, Hector and Ganymede are the three remaining monster housemates and one of them is about to be evicted. They're sitting next to one another on the sofa and they are intensely somber looking

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"S*@T!" they all shout together and then bust out laughing "It's a Marvin tribute" says Terrence.

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the ninth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Terrence"

"Come to the front door Terrence it's time to leave"

Day 25 - Kelvin is Evicted

Kelvin has always been the good guy of the house, but now he's been evicted will the crowd be good to him?

And the answer is yes! The monster crowd are giving him a rousing cheer as he comes down the stairs. But he still seems anxious he's scanning the crowd for something or someone. There's Morris, waving frantically, the crowd have made room for him and he's running towards the barriers to get as close as he can to Kelvin. Kelvin has seen him and is looking more relaxed now. Morris is shouting something...the crowd has gone quiet so that they can hear it..."it's ok, they know and I've never been happier". Now the crowd is whooping and cheering twice as loud. What a reception!

Come back tomorrow for Duleea McChen's exclusive interview with Kelvin.

Day 25 - Eviction # 8 - Duleea Speaks to the House

There are only four boy monsters left in the Monster Big Brother house, Hector, Kelvin, Ganymede and Terrence and one of them is about to be evicted:

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the eighth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Kelvin

Come to the front door Kelvin it's time to leave"

Day 25 - Eviction #7 - Duleea Speaks to the House

The nervous monster housemates are waiting on the sofas. The tension is palpable and when they hear Duleea's voice, they all scream with excitement (even Ganymede).

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the seventh monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is....

...Swannie!!"

Come to the front door Swannie it's time to leave"

"I'm going out there" says Swannie "wish me luck"

"You'll be fine" says Kelvin "I'll see you soon ok?"

Day 24 - Kelvin in the Diary Room

Kelvin has had quite a range of experience in the Monster Big Brother house, he's calmed Marvin, protected Morris' secret, showed us his locking skills and found a special friend in Swannie. Monster Big Brother called him to the Diary Room to ask him a few questions.

MBB: Hello Kelvin
K: Hello Monster Big Brother
MBB: How are you feeling today Kelvin?
K: I feel great, I don't even care if I don't win tomorrow.
MBB: Is there anything you will miss about the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Getting to spend so much time with so many amazing monsters, especially Swannie and Ganymede. Although I'm sure I'll see them again.
MBB: And what are you looking forward to in the outside world when you leave the house tomorrow.
K: I need to get back to TheKitschEnd and find out how Morris is doing and I've really missed my Mum.
MBB: Thank you Kelvin
K: Thanks Monster Big Brother

Day 24 - Duleea Says Hi!

The monstrously charming Ms Duleea McChen visited the production offices this morning to talk about the Monster Big Brother Finale tomorrow. We asked her who she thinks will win Monster Big Brother:

"Well, first of all, I'm so excited about tomorrow and I think that whoever wins, it's going to be a great evening.

But, having said that my heart belongs to Kelvin. What a sweetie? His Mum is never going to believe he's up to no good again. Of course the bookies favourite is Ganymede and the international press are crazy about Hector. I think it's going to be a close race."

Don't forget to vote for your favourite housemates!

Day 24 - A Romantic Night In

Yesterday Kelvin and Swannie won a special prize in the Group Hug task. A romantic dinner for two. Just for the occasion, the patio in the garden was converted for al fresco dining whilst the other housemates remained locked inside the house.

Kelvin and Swannie's evening started very light heartedly with them both making jokes about their waiter being ex-housemate Marvin. Of course there was no waiter, just moonlight and roses and dinner.

As the evening progressed the topic of conversation moved on to more serious matters as they discussed climate change, recycling and other ecologically aware topics close to Swannie's heart.

At the end of the evening, Swannie thanked Kelvin for a lovely evening and went to bed early whilst Kelvin stayed in the garden and watched the stars.

Day 23 - Spa-tastic

The monster housemates won a selection of luxury spa treatments as their reward for completing this week's task.

They've been sipping champagne and giving one another monster pedicures. Swannie is wearing a mud mask and Terrence is using a teeth whitener, Hector just exfoliated and Kelvin has agreed to let Swannie paint his nails.

Ganymede may have overdone the horn polish though; he says his horns feel "loose"!

Day 23 - All Shall Have Prizes

The Group Hug task is over!

Monster Big Brother told the housemates that they had passed the task with flying colours:

"Until this morning there were no duration records for the Group Hug, so you have set the first record at 2 hours and 20 minutes . Congratulations Monster housemates. As a reward you have all won a selection of luxury spa treatments. Kelvin and Swannie, because you held the hug for the longest time you have been rewarded a romantic dinner for two."

Swannie let out a little squeal when she heard the news and Kelvin started to blush.

Day 23 - Two hours and Twenty Minutes?

After Hector got huffy and left the Group Hug task, Ganymede started to seem uncomfortable, and muttered things like "it's the decent thing to do" and "like a gooseberry".

He broke away from the hug, just as Terrence realised what was going on.

"Don't" said Terrence, but it was too late. "You have to be touching TWO other monsters at all times for the hug to be valid. So that's the end of the task."

Ganymede was very embarrassed "I'm so sorry, I completely forgot about that...I just...er..."

Swannie and Kelvin were still hugging. "Let's wait for conformation from Monster Big Brother" said Swannie.

Day 23 - Another One Bites the Dust (bunnies)

Kelvin thinks that the Group Hug task should be renamed the "Group Moan" task as ever since the monster housemates have been hugging, everyone has had something to moan about.

Hector's current complaint is that he keeps getting Ganymede's fluffy fur in his mouth. Ganymede's reply that he should perhaps keep his mouth shut, was not well received. Neither was Kelvin's request for them to be patient and relax, this just led Ganymede to call Kelvin a hippy. Swannie says she wants to sit down because her legs are aching.

And there goes Hector. "I have had enough of this nonsense" he says as he lets his arms drop and gives a big stretch.

So just Kelvin, Swannie and Ganymede left now.

Day 23 - Terrence is Out (of the task)

Terrence finally gave in and after apologising to his fellow monster housemates he broke away from the Group Hug task and ran to the bathroom.

Ganymede, Hector, Kelvin and Swannie have now been hugging for one hour and 38 minutes. How much longer can they last?

Day 23 - Group Hug is Go

The final five Monster Big Brother housemates are locked together in a big cuddly group hug, because this week's task is an attempt to break the record for the longest held group hug.

They've been hugging for an hour now, but the cracks are starting to show. Terrence needs to pee and Hector has a cramp, Ganymede is complaining because he doesn't have arms and hugging with his horns is too difficult. Only Swannie and Kelvin are still giggling about it.

Day 23 - Where's the Task At?

The monster housemates were all up early this morning to see what Monster Big Brother had delivered during the night.

Today is task day, but there was no special equipment in the house and as yet, there are no special instructions.

Kelvin was nervously making tea and toast when Monster Big Brother called all the housemates to the diary room.

Here's what Monster Big Brother said:

"Today, you will all take part in an attempt to break the world record for the longest ever group hug.

When you leave the Diary Room an alarm will sound, this will signal the beginning of the group hug, all housemates must be touching at least two other housemates at all times for the hug to be valid.

If a housemates breaks away from the hug they will be eliminated.

The last two housemates in the hug will receive a special prize for themselves. The reward for the other housemates will depend on the length of time spent hugging."

It looks like the final five are going to get very close.

Day 22 - Celebrity Monsters Pick Their Favourite Housemates

The last time we asked celebrity monsters for their opinions on the monster housemates, we had such a great response from our readers that we've had more celebrity monsters come forward to tell us their favourites:

Apparently Hector has an entire community behind him. We were sent this statement in a slightly damp envelope. "The Giant Squid Community feels that Hector represents a truly international monster and in an effort to promote the literature of Jules Verne we feel that he would be an excellent spokesmonster. Go Hector!"

An Uruk-Hai told us that he likes Kelvin, although we're not sure whether he meant as a housemate or as an entree.

Space Invaders came out of retirement to offer their support for Ganymede and to inform us that all our base are belong to them (!?)

And Godzilla took time out from his busy schedule to tell us that he likes Terrence; Godzilla likes disco music too.

We also had a telephone message from Hollywood, which sounded like this "Me under contract, so me not say name. But me love Swannie she like pink frosted cookie. Cookie! Nom nom nom"

Day 21 - He Said What?

Earlier today the Monster Housemates were sunbathing in the garden when they heard a voice coming from over the garden wall. Swannie screamed, Kelvin ran to her side and everyone else shouted "shhhhh" as they strained their ears to hear what the voice was saying.

The whole incident lasted less than a minute, but it's given them plenty to talk about:

"He's definitely gone" said Terrence
"How did he get in?" Swannie asked "it's really scary"
Kelvin reassured her by saying "It's OK they've obviously taken him away"
"What was he saying?" asked Ganymede
Then Kelvin joined in"Yes what did you hear?"
"It sounded like Get Kelvin" said Terrence looking utterly shocked
"Or Hester Pryn" said Hector
"Why would anyone be shouting for 19th century American literary heroines?" asked Ganymede, rolling his eyes at Hector "Actually I think he was shouting for you. 'Hector to Win'"
"Zut Alors!" said Hector, so surprised that he momentarily reverted to his native language.
"and 'Morris is Good'" said Swannie, looking straight at Kelvin
"Are you sure that's what he said, I think it sounded more like 'Chorus of Hood'?"

Poor Kelvin, he just doesn't know that Morris' secret is out.

Day 21 - Swannie in the Diary Room

Swannie has been having a rough time over the last few days. Monster Big Brother called her to the Diary Room to ask her some questions.

MBB: Good morning Swannie, how do you feel today?
S: Good morning Monster Big Brother. I feel much better today thank you. I think getting a good night's sleep has really helped.
MBB: What helped you to sleep better last night, Swannie?
S: It's much quieter in here now that Marvin's gone. And there's a lot less snoring.
MBB: Is there anyone you're particularly looking forward to seeing when you leave the Monster Big Brother house on Friday.
S: Wow, that's so soon! The first person I want to see is my Mum and then everyone at Gush4Plush. Tootsie, Snurk, Chili, Peppa, Mello, Bartie, Bud oh and Pluggy. I miss you all. I can't wait to get the gang back together.
MBB: And is there anything you think you'll miss about the Monster Big Brother house Swannie?
S: I'll miss the parties, those are fun. I liked the karaoke party best. And Kelvin. Although I hope I'll see Kelvin again.
MBB: Thank you, Swannie
S: Thanks Monster Big Brother

Day 20 - Kelvin Tries to Make it Better

Kelvin has spent a lot of time with Swannie this afternoon. Our pink princess monster had quite a shock this morning when she realised that Hector was just not that into her. Poor Swannie came to the Diary Room straight after the incident and cried on Monster Big Brother's shoulder about how lonely she felt without Mabel and Madeline.

When Swannie finally emerged from the Diary Room after an hour of sobbing, she found Kelvin waiting for her with a pack of cards "Do you want to play snap?' he asked and Swannie agreed.

They've been talking about their friends and family and who they really want to see when they leave the house in five days time. And we think we just heard Swannie laugh. Good old Kelvin.

Day 20 - Your Final Five

There are just five monster housemates left in the Monster Big Brother house, Ganymede, Hector, Kelvin, Swannie and Terrence

Only one of them can win Monster Big Brother 2009. The poll is now open to vote for your favourite monsters. The poll will close at Midnight (Pacific Time) on Thursday and the winner will be announced on Friday.

Who wins? You decide.