Hector's Eviction Interview

Monstrochaussette, Hector is the winner of Monster Big Brother 2009. After a triumphant exit from the house yesterday, Hector spoke to Duleea McChen:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, the winner of Monster Big Brother...it's Hector!!!!!
H: Merci, merci beaucoup, thank you all
DM: Hector. Did you ever think you would win Monster Big Brother?
H: I thought there was a chance, but I did not think about it. It was my intention to have good times in the house and I think that is most important.
DM: It certainly seems to have worked for you. How did you manage to stay so calm, it seemed as though you never lost your temper?
H: This is not true, I was angry with Ganymede during the hug task, for which I am sorry.
DM: And you did upset some housemates
H: But I always am sorry, I never mean to be upsetting, I did not understand about Cthulhu and the tentacles, but now I do.
DM: Awww, I'm sure he doesn't mind really. So what do you think you will do now?
H: I intend to return to France and otherwise I have made no plans.
DM: Is there anything you'd like to say to all your fans?
H: Yes, thank you very much, you are all my friends and thank you to all my housemates who have made this so much fun. You are the best.
DM: Actually, Hector, you are the best. You've been an international sock monster of mystery and a fantastic winner. Thank you.

Ganymede's Eviction Interview

Ganymede was the penultimate monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. He spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he left the house:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Ganymede!
G: Hello, good afternoon everyone.
DM: Ganymede, it's great to see you, you're so fluffy in person! Do you think your housemates understood how fluffy you are?
G: Good question Duleea. The Monster Big Brother house is an alien environment for me, I'm usually quite a shy monster. My social skills are not great.
DM: You had a bit of a bad start
G: I did, I suppose I fell into a bad crowd with Morris. But being up early in the morning with Kelvin helped me to put some perspective on that.
DM: You must have done something right, you came so close to winning!
G: I know, it's very perplexing.
DM: What was going through your head just now when you and Hector were waiting to hear who had won Monster Big Brother?
G: Everything from the last 25 days, everything. It's an extraordinary amount of pressure.
DM: What was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
G: When Marvin thought the house had been moved in to space. What a leap of imagination! There were so many great monsters, with so many great skills, it makes me proud to be handmade.
DM: We're proud of you too Ganymede, you've been an early morning philosopher and a great housemate. Thank you.
G: Thank you Duleea.

Terrence's Eviction Interview

After a triumphant exit from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday Terrence joined Duleea McChen for a chat about his time in the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Terrence
T: Woooo! Hello!
DM: That was quite a reaction from the crowd.
T: Wasn't it? I'm so surprised.
DM: Well you shouldn't be, you've made quite an impression out here, you have plenty of monster fans. Did you have fun in the Monster Big Brother house Terrence?
T: I certainly did. It's quite an experience and I've learned a lot about myself and about the way I deal with other people. I'm very glad I did it.
DM: Any regrets?
T: No, not ever.
DM: Not even that you didn't steal any socks
T: (laughs) No I didn't in the end. Funny though because I think someone else was stealing shoes.
DM: Nothing gets past you does it Terrence? It was Morris and I'll tell you all about it later. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house?
T: Meeting all the other monsters, what a great group of creatures.
DM: Well, I won't delay you any longer Terrence, I know that Maisy is waiting for you in the green room. Thank you Terrence, you've been a brilliant monster housemate.
T: Thank you for having me

Kelvin's Eviction Interview

Kelvin was the third most popular Monster Big Brother housemate this year, he spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he came out of the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Kelvin! (pauses for applause) OK Kelvin I know you're desperate to know about Morris and it's been awful watching you struggle through the last week without knowing what happened. So I'll just sum up for you.
K: Yes please
DM: As you know Morris is a Sock Brownie with a speciality in magical cobbling and not a miserable old sock monster at all. Well now everyone knows, Morris' magical powers have disappeared and he's looking forward to living a more normal and cheerful life. Oh and he fixed my shoes. Genius!
K: Wow, er...I thought his secret identity needed to be protected, I had no idea he wanted a normal life, imagine deciding that in front of an international readership of millions.
DM: And there you go again, Kelvin, thinking about other people first. Aren't you in the least bit annoyed that you got dragged in to this. You had to lie for him.
K: It was my fault, if I hadn't seen what was in his shed at home I would never have known. Plus I was lying to protect his magic and all the good it does for people, as well as him.
DM: You really are just as sweet in person as you are on the blog. OK, moving on...Swannie, she's nice isn't she?
K: Yes she's very nice.
DM: Do you think you'll see her again, now you've left the house?
K: I hope so. I really do.
DM: Awww. So Kelvin what was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Playing cards with Swannie on that night when she was really upset. I felt like I was helping her out.
DM: Thank you Kelvin, you've been a super softie special monster housemate.

Swannie's Eviction Interview

Swannie was the first of the final five monster housemates to be evicted yesterday. She spoke to Duleea McChen straight out of the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Swannie
S: Hello, hello everyone
DM: So what was it like being the only girl monster in there for the last week.
S: I didn't notice actually, I was still having so much fun.
DM: You weren't having too much fun earlier in the week. You seemed quite upset.
S: Yes, I really missed Mabel and Madeline after they were evicted
DM: Are you sure you weren't upset about Hector?
S: No, I don't know what you mean
DM: OK, moving on. We noticed that you've got closer to Kelvin in the last few days. He's nice isn't he?
S: He's lovely, so helpful and kind.
DM: Do you fancy him?
S: Duleea! I'm not going to talk about that.
DM: Oh alright then. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house
S: The Karaoke Party, it was brilliant fun and we really felt like a proper house full of friends that night.
DM: Aww. You've been a beautiful girlie pink monster housemate. Thank you.
S: Thank you Duleea.

Day 25 - Terrence is Evicted

Terrence has been evicted from the Monster Big Brother house, he's just walked out of the front door and the monster crowd have given him a real welcome.

The crowd are singing D-I-S-C-O, I suppose it's more of a chant really, but Terrence is loving it. He's striking a pose at the top of the stairs. The security monsters are encouraging him to come down the stairs and meet Duleea but he's enjoying himself too much up there.

Look...Duleea is coming up the stairs to him. She's dancing with him and now she's taken him by the hand and she's leading him into the studio.

Come back tomorrow for Terrence's eviction interview with Duleea McChen.

Day 25 - Kelvin is Evicted

Kelvin has always been the good guy of the house, but now he's been evicted will the crowd be good to him?

And the answer is yes! The monster crowd are giving him a rousing cheer as he comes down the stairs. But he still seems anxious he's scanning the crowd for something or someone. There's Morris, waving frantically, the crowd have made room for him and he's running towards the barriers to get as close as he can to Kelvin. Kelvin has seen him and is looking more relaxed now. Morris is shouting something...the crowd has gone quiet so that they can hear it..."it's ok, they know and I've never been happier". Now the crowd is whooping and cheering twice as loud. What a reception!

Come back tomorrow for Duleea McChen's exclusive interview with Kelvin.

Day 25 - Finale Day!

The monster housemates have been in the Monster Big Brother house for just under 4 weeks and today we'll find out who you have chosen to be the winner.

Minster Big Brother host Duleea McChen will speak to the house four times today and the blog will be reporting live from each announcement, each eviction and the final announcement of the winner. Duleea's full interviews with each of the monster housemates will be published on the blog tomorrow.

Are you ready...?

Day 24 - Duleea Says Hi!

The monstrously charming Ms Duleea McChen visited the production offices this morning to talk about the Monster Big Brother Finale tomorrow. We asked her who she thinks will win Monster Big Brother:

"Well, first of all, I'm so excited about tomorrow and I think that whoever wins, it's going to be a great evening.

But, having said that my heart belongs to Kelvin. What a sweetie? His Mum is never going to believe he's up to no good again. Of course the bookies favourite is Ganymede and the international press are crazy about Hector. I think it's going to be a close race."

Don't forget to vote for your favourite housemates!

Day 21 - Morris' Eviction Interview Part 2

After the shock of his exit from the house and the revleation that he is not a sock monster after all, Morris has taken some time to calm down before sitting down quietly with Duleea to discuss his time in the house.

DM: Welcome back Morris. Thank you for agreeing to a second interview.

M: That's my pleasure.

DM: Well you certainly seem like a different monster today to the one I watched in the house.

M: I am. There are certain rules to being a brownie and one of them is that my work must be kept secret.

DM: But Kelvin knew who you really were didn't he?

M: He's quite a sharp little lad our Kelvin. It didn't take him long to realise that there was something more to me than just being a grouch. Once he saw inside my shed he put two and two together. He's so quiet, I didn't even notice he'd popped into the garden to introduce himself.

DM: So he's known all the time the you have lived in TheKitschEnd?

M: Yes, all four years. I was worried that it might be a problem but he promised not to say anything and I trusted him. I don't blame him for slipping up in the house; he was just trying to defend me.

DM: So why were you so mean to him, and the others?

M: When you want to keep a secret it's easier to do it when people don't want to get to know you. That's why most magical socks are grumps.

DM: But you're not like that now are you?
M: No, alas the spell has been broken. Too many people know.
DM: So what happens next?
M: Well usually you just move onto the next town where no-one knows you but there's no precedent for something like this. I don't think there is anywhere I can go now.
DM: Well Morris, that begs the question, why go into the house in the first place?
M: I think deep down I wanted out. I've loved helping people but I don't like having to be so grumpy all the time. I suppose I secretly hoped that if I was found out I'd be free of that. I wouldn't have my magic anymore but I could still do good things for people in other ways. I know Kelvin didn't want me to come. I couldn't look at him when we were first in the house. He thinks my gift was something special to share but, after all these years, I think it's time for me to have friends and try living like a normal sock.
DM: Well thank you Morris. We're out of time for now but I'm sure the viewers would all agree when I say that you have been the most surprising housemate we've had. What a lovely sock.
M: Well thank you Duleea, it's been great.

Day 19 - Morris' Eviction Interview

Well, he's been evicted and is far from the crowds favourite. Will we finally get some answers from the mysterious Morris?

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters. It's Morris.

M: Hello.

DM: How you doin' Morris?

M: meh

DM: Well, you weren't so popular when you came out. Was that a surprise?

M: Not really.

DM: Look, lets' cut to the chase. There's been talk of something in your shed and a trip to TheKitschEnd reveals some interesting facts about brown sock monsters. You're not a sock monster after all are you?

M: What?

DM: You're a sock brownie!

(Gasps from the audience)
M: What? Well, er, hmm......oh....
DM: So tell us Morris. What's it like being a genuine good guy? Thanks for fixing my shoes by the way.

M: My pleasure. (Morris smiles) I mean erm, what shoes...no idea what your erm...

DM: Ladies and gentlemonsters, Morris smiled!!!

(Cheers from the audience)

M: NO! I...

DM: So it's you who's been fixing our shoes. Sounds like you've been a helpful guy all your life helping people by fixing their shoes and saving their socks from harm. That's what you've been doing in your shed isn't it?

M: Kelvin?

DM: Yes Kelvin did let something slip but we worked it out for ourselves. Morris are you OK?...Morris?....Morris?...Sorry everyone, I think we need to take a break. We'll give Morris a chance to take all this in and we'll get back to you tomorrow with the full story.

Day 19 - Marvin's Eviction Interview

Overstimulated amigurumi monster Marvin was evicted from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday and then topped off the experience with some crowd surfing. He (briefly) spoke to Duleea McChen yesterday:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters. It's Marvin.
M: Yay woooo! Look, I'm on the blog!!
DM: Sit down, Marvin, come on.
M: I can't sit down, I'm too excited.
DM: Would you like to run around for a bit.
M: Yes please (runs around, slapping high fives with the audience and jumping around)
DM: Are you done now?
M: Yes Duleea. I'm just excited to be on the blog.
DM: I hate to break it to you but you've been on the blog now for two weeks.
M: Yeah, I know
DM: I only mention it because it sometimes seemed that you'd forgotten that we were watching you at all. You are the least self-conscious housemate we've ever had on Monster Big Brother. Was it difficult for you to be so contained in the house?
M: You bet it was. I am so glad to be out. Yay woooo!
DM: Have you seen that Lurly Jack is here in the studio audience?
M: Is he? Aw, brilliant, it's great to see you mate (runs off into the audience again)
DM: (shouting) Alright then, just one question. Who do you want to win Monster Big Brother Marvin?
M: ME!!!
DM: Ermm...cut!

Day 19 - Mabel and Madeline's Eviction Interview

Yesterday afternoon, Mabel and Madeline were the third Monster Housemates to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. Here are the highlights of their interview with host Duleea McChen.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Mabel and Madeline!
M&M: Hello Duleea
DM: I know you were both thinking about leaving the Monster Big Brother House earlier this week. Are you glad you stayed for the eviction?
Mabel: Yes I'm glad we stayed, it was nice to get such a lovely reception from the crowd
Madeline: See, I told you it would be better.
DM: So why did you want to leave?
M&M: The tension in there is unbelievable it's a constant pressure
Mabel: And whatever was happening with Kelvin and Morris was getting frightening
Madeline: Definitely worse than weird
Mabel: But Kelvin keeps saying it's fine. I don't know if he's just being bullied
DM: Don't worry about them, we know a little bit more about it now, I'll tell you later. But let's talk about you two. Do you think that being a two headed monster helped you to cope better with the pressure?
Mabel: No, not really
Madeline: A little bit, it's difficult to know what it must be like to only have one head
Mabel: It must be limiting
Madeline: So I can't really say for sure.
DM: So who would you like to win Monster Big Brother
M&M: Swannie, she is the real thing, genuinely sweet and girlie, she's totally adorable.
DM: Thank you Mabel and Madeline, you've been great housemate(s)

Day 18 - Morris is Evicted

Mysterious Morris is the seventh housemate to leave the Monster Big Brother house. Duleea McChen told me earlier that she thought he was going to get a negative response from the crowd here and it looks like she may have been correct.

The crowd are booing and there's a chant of “who are ya!” as Morris steps slowly from the house. He actually looks strangely proud of himself. Oh no, some members of the crowd are throwing shoes at him...oh security have just surrounded Morris and they're escorting him to a waiting car. This is very unusual, the car is driving straight into the studio as the crowd keep throwing things at the car.

Morris has a lot of explaining to do. Come back tomorrow for his interview with Duleea. I hope she can get some answers.

Day 18 - Cthulhu is Evicted

Cthulhu is the fifth housemate to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house and here he is now.

He looks very majestic waving his tentacles at the crowd. I can see a few girl monsters with homemade banners, one of which says “Cthulhu! You can cuddle me any time!!!!!” I think he's spotted it and he's winked at her! Or he could just have been blinking in the bright lights.

The crowd are not as enthusiastic for Cthulhu as they were for Marvin. And I don't see Cthulhu (Sky) anywhere, I thought he would have been here to support his friend and species-mate. Duleea's coming to meet him now and aww, he's giving her a big hug.

Cthulhu's exit interview with Duleea will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Day 18 - Mabel and Madeline are Evicted

Earlier this afternoon Mabel and Madeline were evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. There have been a lot of tears in the house since that announcement was made and now, here they come,

Mabel and Madeline are looking particularly beautiful tonight as they leave the Monster Big Brother house and step nervously down the stairs. The crowd are giving them a polite reaction, no booing or slogan chanting.

And there are two Great Danes on the stairs, rushing towards Mabel and Madeline and knocking them down. They're barking enthusiastically and wagging their tails. These must be Mabel and Madeline's dogs. It looks like they've been missed out here.

Come back tomorrow for Mabel and Madeline's interview with Duleea

Day 18 - Evictions #3 and #4. Duleea Speaks to the House

The Monster Big Brother housemates are gathered on the sofas again

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the third... and fourth monsters to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house are Mabel and Madeline AND...Marvin

Marvin stay where you are, we'll see you in an hour, Mabel and Madeline come to the front door, it's time to leave"

Swannie bursts into tears as she hugs her friends Mabel and Madeline and Marvin doesn't know who to turn to next as everyone tries to hug him at once.

Kelvin gives a nervous cough "So will there be another eviction later?" he asks anxiously. Everyone stops hugging as they realise that maybe today's evictions aren't over yet.

Day 18 - This Afternoon's Evictions

This afternoon, four of the Monster Big Brother housemates will be evicted from the house. However, the monster housemates don't know that this is planned. They are expecting the usual two evictions.

The beautiful and always monstrously glamorous Ms Duleea McChen will speak to the house at 2pm to ask two of the monster housemates to leave and then again at 4pm to ask two more monster housemates to leave.

The Monster Big Brother blog will have exclusive live coverage of all four evictions as they happen and highlights of the evictee's interviews will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Four evictions in one night? This is going to come as quite a shock to the housemates.

Day 14 - Update on Shoegate

The Monster Big Brother production staff would like to say a big thank you to all of you who contacted us regarding our missing shoes. Duleea's missing shoes from eviction night have now been found; re-heeled and many other crew members report having found lost shoes.

Strangely all the returned shoes are now in a better condition than when they were lost.

Day 12 - Lurly Jack's Eviction Interview

Here's what you've been waiting for. It's the transcript of Duleea McChen's exclusive interview with Lurly Jack, following his eviction from the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, let's hear it for Lurly Jack
LJ: Hi everyone Wooooooo! Woooooooo!
DM: So Jack, you're the first out of the Monster Big Brother house. How do you feel about that?
LJ: Really good actually. Woooooo!
DM: Now that surprises me, because from out here, it looked as though you were just starting to hit your stride in there.
LJ: Yes, I was starting to enjoy myself, but I've learned so much in there that I actually wanted to get out here and put that into practice.
DM: By turning to a life of crime?
LJ: What? No! What do you mean?
DM: When you opened that box for the task, I think that's when you really became more confident. There's been a lot of talk in the media about how you would become an international jewel thief when you got out.
LJ: That's rubbish!
DM: Yes it is, isn't it.
LJ: I felt like the other housemates had really accepted me and that I've started to accept myself and that's important.
DM: It certainly is. One last question, who do you want to win Monster big Brother?
LJ: Marvin Wooooooooo! Yeah, Marvin all the way wooooooooo!