Swannie was the first of the final five monster housemates to be evicted yesterday. She spoke to Duleea McChen straight out of the house.
DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Swannie
S: Hello, hello everyone
DM: So what was it like being the only girl monster in there for the last week.
S: I didn't notice actually, I was still having so much fun.
DM: You weren't having too much fun earlier in the week. You seemed quite upset.
S: Yes, I really missed Mabel and Madeline after they were evicted
DM: Are you sure you weren't upset about Hector?
S: No, I don't know what you mean
DM: OK, moving on. We noticed that you've got closer to Kelvin in the last few days. He's nice isn't he?
S: He's lovely, so helpful and kind.
DM: Do you fancy him?
S: Duleea! I'm not going to talk about that.
DM: Oh alright then. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house
S: The Karaoke Party, it was brilliant fun and we really felt like a proper house full of friends that night.
DM: Aww. You've been a beautiful girlie pink monster housemate. Thank you.
S: Thank you Duleea.
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Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Day 25 - Swannie is Evicted
Swannie is the seventh Monster Big Brother housemate to be evicted this year and the first to be evicted on this finale night.
She pokes her head around the door and the crowd go wild. She's giving them a huge smile and a wave as she confidently steps down the stairs.
Oh no, they're throwing things! It's OK, they're throwing pink confetti! The crowd are throwing pink confetti for the pinkest monster housemate. She looks extra pink with pride.
Come back tomorrow for Swannie's full eviction interview with Duleea McChen
She pokes her head around the door and the crowd go wild. She's giving them a huge smile and a wave as she confidently steps down the stairs.
Oh no, they're throwing things! It's OK, they're throwing pink confetti! The crowd are throwing pink confetti for the pinkest monster housemate. She looks extra pink with pride.
Come back tomorrow for Swannie's full eviction interview with Duleea McChen
Day 25 - Eviction #7 - Duleea Speaks to the House
The nervous monster housemates are waiting on the sofas. The tension is palpable and when they hear Duleea's voice, they all scream with excitement (even Ganymede).
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the seventh monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is....
...Swannie!!"
Come to the front door Swannie it's time to leave"
"I'm going out there" says Swannie "wish me luck"
"You'll be fine" says Kelvin "I'll see you soon ok?"
"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"
"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the seventh monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is....
...Swannie!!"
Come to the front door Swannie it's time to leave"
"I'm going out there" says Swannie "wish me luck"
"You'll be fine" says Kelvin "I'll see you soon ok?"
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Day 24 - Kelvin in the Diary Room
Kelvin has had quite a range of experience in the Monster Big Brother house, he's calmed Marvin, protected Morris' secret, showed us his locking skills and found a special friend in Swannie. Monster Big Brother called him to the Diary Room to ask him a few questions.
MBB: Hello Kelvin
K: Hello Monster Big Brother
MBB: How are you feeling today Kelvin?
K: I feel great, I don't even care if I don't win tomorrow.
MBB: Is there anything you will miss about the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Getting to spend so much time with so many amazing monsters, especially Swannie and Ganymede. Although I'm sure I'll see them again.
MBB: And what are you looking forward to in the outside world when you leave the house tomorrow.
K: I need to get back to TheKitschEnd and find out how Morris is doing and I've really missed my Mum.
MBB: Thank you Kelvin
K: Thanks Monster Big Brother
MBB: Hello Kelvin
K: Hello Monster Big Brother
MBB: How are you feeling today Kelvin?
K: I feel great, I don't even care if I don't win tomorrow.
MBB: Is there anything you will miss about the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Getting to spend so much time with so many amazing monsters, especially Swannie and Ganymede. Although I'm sure I'll see them again.
MBB: And what are you looking forward to in the outside world when you leave the house tomorrow.
K: I need to get back to TheKitschEnd and find out how Morris is doing and I've really missed my Mum.
MBB: Thank you Kelvin
K: Thanks Monster Big Brother
Day 24 - A Romantic Night In
Yesterday Kelvin and Swannie won a special prize in the Group Hug task. A romantic dinner for two. Just for the occasion, the patio in the garden was converted for al fresco dining whilst the other housemates remained locked inside the house.
Kelvin and Swannie's evening started very light heartedly with them both making jokes about their waiter being ex-housemate Marvin. Of course there was no waiter, just moonlight and roses and dinner.
As the evening progressed the topic of conversation moved on to more serious matters as they discussed climate change, recycling and other ecologically aware topics close to Swannie's heart.
At the end of the evening, Swannie thanked Kelvin for a lovely evening and went to bed early whilst Kelvin stayed in the garden and watched the stars.
Kelvin and Swannie's evening started very light heartedly with them both making jokes about their waiter being ex-housemate Marvin. Of course there was no waiter, just moonlight and roses and dinner.
As the evening progressed the topic of conversation moved on to more serious matters as they discussed climate change, recycling and other ecologically aware topics close to Swannie's heart.
At the end of the evening, Swannie thanked Kelvin for a lovely evening and went to bed early whilst Kelvin stayed in the garden and watched the stars.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Day 23 - Spa-tastic
The monster housemates won a selection of luxury spa treatments as their reward for completing this week's task.
They've been sipping champagne and giving one another monster pedicures. Swannie is wearing a mud mask and Terrence is using a teeth whitener, Hector just exfoliated and Kelvin has agreed to let Swannie paint his nails.
Ganymede may have overdone the horn polish though; he says his horns feel "loose"!
They've been sipping champagne and giving one another monster pedicures. Swannie is wearing a mud mask and Terrence is using a teeth whitener, Hector just exfoliated and Kelvin has agreed to let Swannie paint his nails.
Ganymede may have overdone the horn polish though; he says his horns feel "loose"!
Day 23 - All Shall Have Prizes
The Group Hug task is over!
Monster Big Brother told the housemates that they had passed the task with flying colours:
"Until this morning there were no duration records for the Group Hug, so you have set the first record at 2 hours and 20 minutes . Congratulations Monster housemates. As a reward you have all won a selection of luxury spa treatments. Kelvin and Swannie, because you held the hug for the longest time you have been rewarded a romantic dinner for two."
Swannie let out a little squeal when she heard the news and Kelvin started to blush.
Monster Big Brother told the housemates that they had passed the task with flying colours:
"Until this morning there were no duration records for the Group Hug, so you have set the first record at 2 hours and 20 minutes . Congratulations Monster housemates. As a reward you have all won a selection of luxury spa treatments. Kelvin and Swannie, because you held the hug for the longest time you have been rewarded a romantic dinner for two."
Swannie let out a little squeal when she heard the news and Kelvin started to blush.
Day 23 - Two hours and Twenty Minutes?
After Hector got huffy and left the Group Hug task, Ganymede started to seem uncomfortable, and muttered things like "it's the decent thing to do" and "like a gooseberry".
He broke away from the hug, just as Terrence realised what was going on.
"Don't" said Terrence, but it was too late. "You have to be touching TWO other monsters at all times for the hug to be valid. So that's the end of the task."
Ganymede was very embarrassed "I'm so sorry, I completely forgot about that...I just...er..."
Swannie and Kelvin were still hugging. "Let's wait for conformation from Monster Big Brother" said Swannie.
He broke away from the hug, just as Terrence realised what was going on.
"Don't" said Terrence, but it was too late. "You have to be touching TWO other monsters at all times for the hug to be valid. So that's the end of the task."
Ganymede was very embarrassed "I'm so sorry, I completely forgot about that...I just...er..."
Swannie and Kelvin were still hugging. "Let's wait for conformation from Monster Big Brother" said Swannie.
Day 23 - Another One Bites the Dust (bunnies)
Kelvin thinks that the Group Hug task should be renamed the "Group Moan" task as ever since the monster housemates have been hugging, everyone has had something to moan about.
Hector's current complaint is that he keeps getting Ganymede's fluffy fur in his mouth. Ganymede's reply that he should perhaps keep his mouth shut, was not well received. Neither was Kelvin's request for them to be patient and relax, this just led Ganymede to call Kelvin a hippy. Swannie says she wants to sit down because her legs are aching.
And there goes Hector. "I have had enough of this nonsense" he says as he lets his arms drop and gives a big stretch.
So just Kelvin, Swannie and Ganymede left now.
Hector's current complaint is that he keeps getting Ganymede's fluffy fur in his mouth. Ganymede's reply that he should perhaps keep his mouth shut, was not well received. Neither was Kelvin's request for them to be patient and relax, this just led Ganymede to call Kelvin a hippy. Swannie says she wants to sit down because her legs are aching.
And there goes Hector. "I have had enough of this nonsense" he says as he lets his arms drop and gives a big stretch.
So just Kelvin, Swannie and Ganymede left now.
Day 23 - Group Hug is Go
The final five Monster Big Brother housemates are locked together in a big cuddly group hug, because this week's task is an attempt to break the record for the longest held group hug.
They've been hugging for an hour now, but the cracks are starting to show. Terrence needs to pee and Hector has a cramp, Ganymede is complaining because he doesn't have arms and hugging with his horns is too difficult. Only Swannie and Kelvin are still giggling about it.
They've been hugging for an hour now, but the cracks are starting to show. Terrence needs to pee and Hector has a cramp, Ganymede is complaining because he doesn't have arms and hugging with his horns is too difficult. Only Swannie and Kelvin are still giggling about it.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Day 22 - Celebrity Monsters Pick Their Favourite Housemates
The last time we asked celebrity monsters for their opinions on the monster housemates, we had such a great response from our readers that we've had more celebrity monsters come forward to tell us their favourites:
Apparently Hector has an entire community behind him. We were sent this statement in a slightly damp envelope. "The Giant Squid Community feels that Hector represents a truly international monster and in an effort to promote the literature of Jules Verne we feel that he would be an excellent spokesmonster. Go Hector!"
An Uruk-Hai told us that he likes Kelvin, although we're not sure whether he meant as a housemate or as an entree.
Space Invaders came out of retirement to offer their support for Ganymede and to inform us that all our base are belong to them (!?)
And Godzilla took time out from his busy schedule to tell us that he likes Terrence; Godzilla likes disco music too.
We also had a telephone message from Hollywood, which sounded like this "Me under contract, so me not say name. But me love Swannie she like pink frosted cookie. Cookie! Nom nom nom"
Apparently Hector has an entire community behind him. We were sent this statement in a slightly damp envelope. "The Giant Squid Community feels that Hector represents a truly international monster and in an effort to promote the literature of Jules Verne we feel that he would be an excellent spokesmonster. Go Hector!"
An Uruk-Hai told us that he likes Kelvin, although we're not sure whether he meant as a housemate or as an entree.
Space Invaders came out of retirement to offer their support for Ganymede and to inform us that all our base are belong to them (!?)
And Godzilla took time out from his busy schedule to tell us that he likes Terrence; Godzilla likes disco music too.
We also had a telephone message from Hollywood, which sounded like this "Me under contract, so me not say name. But me love Swannie she like pink frosted cookie. Cookie! Nom nom nom"
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Day 20 - Kelvin Tries to Make it Better
Kelvin has spent a lot of time with Swannie this afternoon. Our pink princess monster had quite a shock this morning when she realised that Hector was just not that into her. Poor Swannie came to the Diary Room straight after the incident and cried on Monster Big Brother's shoulder about how lonely she felt without Mabel and Madeline.
When Swannie finally emerged from the Diary Room after an hour of sobbing, she found Kelvin waiting for her with a pack of cards "Do you want to play snap?' he asked and Swannie agreed.
They've been talking about their friends and family and who they really want to see when they leave the house in five days time. And we think we just heard Swannie laugh. Good old Kelvin.
When Swannie finally emerged from the Diary Room after an hour of sobbing, she found Kelvin waiting for her with a pack of cards "Do you want to play snap?' he asked and Swannie agreed.
They've been talking about their friends and family and who they really want to see when they leave the house in five days time. And we think we just heard Swannie laugh. Good old Kelvin.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Day 19 - A Dismal Dinner Party
Last night Monster Big Brother provided a sumptuous dinner party in the house and invited the final five Monster housemates to attend the formal meal. At first the monster housemates were really excited at the prospect of a little glamour. Hector and Terrence helped Kelvin to tie his bow tie and Swannie wore a very sparkly tiara.
However, once the meal was in progress it didn't take long for the dinner party conversation to turn to the recently evicted monster housemates.
"It's so quiet" said Terrence "I wonder what Marvin's doing right now?"
"Partying the night away no doubt" said Ganymede
"It would have been so funny to see him in a bow tie, bouncing off the table, if only we had some chandeliers, then he could swing from them" bemoaned Kelvin
"But we have no chandelier" said Hector, a little confused "and no Marvin"
"Cthulhu would have loved this" said Ganymede sadly.
"Let's toast our ex-housemates" said Swannie and when they toasted their friends it was the happiest they were all evening.
Cheer up monsters! There's still another week to go.
However, once the meal was in progress it didn't take long for the dinner party conversation to turn to the recently evicted monster housemates.
"It's so quiet" said Terrence "I wonder what Marvin's doing right now?"
"Partying the night away no doubt" said Ganymede
"It would have been so funny to see him in a bow tie, bouncing off the table, if only we had some chandeliers, then he could swing from them" bemoaned Kelvin
"But we have no chandelier" said Hector, a little confused "and no Marvin"
"Cthulhu would have loved this" said Ganymede sadly.
"Let's toast our ex-housemates" said Swannie and when they toasted their friends it was the happiest they were all evening.
Cheer up monsters! There's still another week to go.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Day 17 - Tales of the Unpopular
Last night the Monster Big Brother house was very subdued, many of the housemates went to bed early, but Ganymede, Kelvin, Morris, Terrence and Swannie drank a lot of tea and talked about how strange it feels to be in a popularity contest.
"I've been burned by this sort of thing before" said Ganymede "and yet here I am putting myself through it again"
Terrence was confused by this "You've been on Monster Big Brother before?" he asked.
"No, but I did go in for the Artisan's Challenge on Blockhead Radio"
"Ouch" said Swannie, "Are you crazy? That's a brutal competition"
"I heard it's rigged" said Morris, but no-one was really listening to him
"So what happened?" asked Kelvin
"I was beaten by a pillowcase" said Ganymede shaking his head
"That's nothing to be ashamed of" said Kelvin "Pillowcase monsters can be very endearing..."
"No, not a pillowcase monster, an actual pillowcase." said Ganymede
A stunned silence fell over the monster housemates
"An actual piece of fabric folded over and hemmed down one side" confirmed Ganymede. "And it beat me, a monster who took hours to make and was designed from scratch. It's too depressing"
"wow" said Terrence, obviously lost for words
"But you're still here" said Kelvin
"Yes" agreed Swannie "We're all still here, so someone must be voting for us."
Are you voting for them? Or are you voting for a pillowcase?
"I've been burned by this sort of thing before" said Ganymede "and yet here I am putting myself through it again"
Terrence was confused by this "You've been on Monster Big Brother before?" he asked.
"No, but I did go in for the Artisan's Challenge on Blockhead Radio"
"Ouch" said Swannie, "Are you crazy? That's a brutal competition"
"I heard it's rigged" said Morris, but no-one was really listening to him
"So what happened?" asked Kelvin
"I was beaten by a pillowcase" said Ganymede shaking his head
"That's nothing to be ashamed of" said Kelvin "Pillowcase monsters can be very endearing..."
"No, not a pillowcase monster, an actual pillowcase." said Ganymede
A stunned silence fell over the monster housemates
"An actual piece of fabric folded over and hemmed down one side" confirmed Ganymede. "And it beat me, a monster who took hours to make and was designed from scratch. It's too depressing"
"wow" said Terrence, obviously lost for words
"But you're still here" said Kelvin
"Yes" agreed Swannie "We're all still here, so someone must be voting for us."
Are you voting for them? Or are you voting for a pillowcase?
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Day 15 - CLANG! Did Someone Just Drop Something?
Terrence has been holding court in the dining area this morning, talking about all the famous Monsters of Rock that he's interviewed in his time as a DJ.
Mabel and Madeline, Hector, Kelvin and Swannie have been "ooooh" ing and "aaaaaah" ing to tales of drinks with the Zombie Stones, backstage with Ozzie Ozzbeast and the time he met The Thing at a party on the roof of his New York office.
Then Ganymede came over and surprised everyone by saying "I know the Spiders from Mars, I shared a room with them for a while, Ziggy is long gone but Weird and Gillie are still around. Weird is still a bit messed up by the whole experience with the band".
"That is so cool" said Swannie.
Mabel and Madeline, Hector, Kelvin and Swannie have been "ooooh" ing and "aaaaaah" ing to tales of drinks with the Zombie Stones, backstage with Ozzie Ozzbeast and the time he met The Thing at a party on the roof of his New York office.
Then Ganymede came over and surprised everyone by saying "I know the Spiders from Mars, I shared a room with them for a while, Ziggy is long gone but Weird and Gillie are still around. Weird is still a bit messed up by the whole experience with the band".
"That is so cool" said Swannie.
Day 15 - Early Morning Chat
Ganymede and Kelvin were awake early again this morning and Kelvin wanted to apologise.
"I'm sorry about yesterday, forgetting the anchovies and all that" said Kelvin
"Don't give it a second thought I think you went through enough yesterday" replied Ganymede
"Making the shopping list is hard" mumbled Kelvin
"I'm not talking about that. I knew that something was going on with Morris, but I had no idea he'd get violent about teabags!"
"He's not violent" said Kelvin, then quickly changed the subject "I forgot Swannie's biscuits too" he added sadly.
"Swannie was really scared yesterday. She turned to Hector again, I think there's something going on there." said Ganymede.
"Oh great, I'm really making a mess of this" said Kelvin cryptically "do you want some more tea?"
"I'm sorry about yesterday, forgetting the anchovies and all that" said Kelvin
"Don't give it a second thought I think you went through enough yesterday" replied Ganymede
"Making the shopping list is hard" mumbled Kelvin
"I'm not talking about that. I knew that something was going on with Morris, but I had no idea he'd get violent about teabags!"
"He's not violent" said Kelvin, then quickly changed the subject "I forgot Swannie's biscuits too" he added sadly.
"Swannie was really scared yesterday. She turned to Hector again, I think there's something going on there." said Ganymede.
"Oh great, I'm really making a mess of this" said Kelvin cryptically "do you want some more tea?"
Monday, June 22, 2009
Day 14 - Cracks Starting to Show
Tension was building in the house this morning as mild mannered Kelvin finished making the monsters' shopping list and came back into the house to face his housemates.
Kelvin had forgotten that Ganymede had requested his usual anchovies and Swannie confessed to having a craving for Jammie Dodger biscuits, which he also hadn't added to the shopping list. But it all kicked off when Kelvin admitted to asking for Yorkshire Teabags and not PG Tips, Morris' favourite.
You could have cut the atmosphere with a knife as Morris stomped around the house, banging things and muttering to himself, leaving the housemates and viewers wondering 'What is this guys problem?'
Kelvin had forgotten that Ganymede had requested his usual anchovies and Swannie confessed to having a craving for Jammie Dodger biscuits, which he also hadn't added to the shopping list. But it all kicked off when Kelvin admitted to asking for Yorkshire Teabags and not PG Tips, Morris' favourite.
You could have cut the atmosphere with a knife as Morris stomped around the house, banging things and muttering to himself, leaving the housemates and viewers wondering 'What is this guys problem?'
Friday, June 19, 2009
Day 11 - Best Dressed Monster
The Monster Big Brother housemates are all determined to look their best today for the first eviction. They don't know which of them will be leaving tonight but they all want to impress the crowd. Hector has been cleaning his teeth every 5 minutes, Swannie is telling anyone who will listen that she can't find her eviction shoes, Cthulhu (Sky) has some of his tentacles in heated rollers and Ganymede has been polishing his horns.
Meanwhile, Terrence has been nervously eating baked beans all morning. Watch out everyone it could be a windy night.
Meanwhile, Terrence has been nervously eating baked beans all morning. Watch out everyone it could be a windy night.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Day 5 - Swannie in the Diary Room
Monster big brother called Swannie into the diary room today, to ask her a few simple questions. We got some surprising answers!
MBB: Hello Swannie, how are you today?
S: Great thank you Monster Big Brother, how are you?
MBB: Swannie, how has your time in the house been so far?
S: So far it's exciting, but sort of boring, I was glad when we get our first task.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
S: Obviously Mabel and Madeline, they're lovely and I feel a strong connection with Hector
(at this point Swannie started to giggle - more than usual)
MBB: Is there something you'd like to tell Monster Big Brother Swannie?
S: No
(now Swannie is blushing!)
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
S: Hmmm, I like everyone really, but, well Morris is kinda strange and Ganymede uses words I don't understand sometimes, so I suppose it would be them.
MBB: Thank you Swannie
S: Thank you Monster Big Brother
MBB: Hello Swannie, how are you today?
S: Great thank you Monster Big Brother, how are you?
MBB: Swannie, how has your time in the house been so far?
S: So far it's exciting, but sort of boring, I was glad when we get our first task.
MBB: Who have you bonded with in the house?
S: Obviously Mabel and Madeline, they're lovely and I feel a strong connection with Hector
(at this point Swannie started to giggle - more than usual)
MBB: Is there something you'd like to tell Monster Big Brother Swannie?
S: No
(now Swannie is blushing!)
MBB: Is there anyone you haven't bonded with in the house?
S: Hmmm, I like everyone really, but, well Morris is kinda strange and Ganymede uses words I don't understand sometimes, so I suppose it would be them.
MBB: Thank you Swannie
S: Thank you Monster Big Brother
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