Showing posts with label Terrence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrence. Show all posts

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Terrence's Eviction Interview

After a triumphant exit from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday Terrence joined Duleea McChen for a chat about his time in the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Terrence
T: Woooo! Hello!
DM: That was quite a reaction from the crowd.
T: Wasn't it? I'm so surprised.
DM: Well you shouldn't be, you've made quite an impression out here, you have plenty of monster fans. Did you have fun in the Monster Big Brother house Terrence?
T: I certainly did. It's quite an experience and I've learned a lot about myself and about the way I deal with other people. I'm very glad I did it.
DM: Any regrets?
T: No, not ever.
DM: Not even that you didn't steal any socks
T: (laughs) No I didn't in the end. Funny though because I think someone else was stealing shoes.
DM: Nothing gets past you does it Terrence? It was Morris and I'll tell you all about it later. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house?
T: Meeting all the other monsters, what a great group of creatures.
DM: Well, I won't delay you any longer Terrence, I know that Maisy is waiting for you in the green room. Thank you Terrence, you've been a brilliant monster housemate.
T: Thank you for having me

Friday, July 3, 2009

Day 25 - Terrence is Evicted

Terrence has been evicted from the Monster Big Brother house, he's just walked out of the front door and the monster crowd have given him a real welcome.

The crowd are singing D-I-S-C-O, I suppose it's more of a chant really, but Terrence is loving it. He's striking a pose at the top of the stairs. The security monsters are encouraging him to come down the stairs and meet Duleea but he's enjoying himself too much up there.

Look...Duleea is coming up the stairs to him. She's dancing with him and now she's taken him by the hand and she's leading him into the studio.

Come back tomorrow for Terrence's eviction interview with Duleea McChen.

Day 25 - Eviction # 8 - Duleea Speaks to the House

There are only four boy monsters left in the Monster Big Brother house, Hector, Kelvin, Ganymede and Terrence and one of them is about to be evicted:

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the eighth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Kelvin

Come to the front door Kelvin it's time to leave"

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Day 23 - Spa-tastic

The monster housemates won a selection of luxury spa treatments as their reward for completing this week's task.

They've been sipping champagne and giving one another monster pedicures. Swannie is wearing a mud mask and Terrence is using a teeth whitener, Hector just exfoliated and Kelvin has agreed to let Swannie paint his nails.

Ganymede
may have overdone the horn polish though; he says his horns feel "loose"!

Day 23 - Two hours and Twenty Minutes?

After Hector got huffy and left the Group Hug task, Ganymede started to seem uncomfortable, and muttered things like "it's the decent thing to do" and "like a gooseberry".

He broke away from the hug, just as Terrence realised what was going on.

"Don't" said Terrence, but it was too late. "You have to be touching TWO other monsters at all times for the hug to be valid. So that's the end of the task."

Ganymede was very embarrassed "I'm so sorry, I completely forgot about that...I just...er..."

Swannie and Kelvin were still hugging. "Let's wait for conformation from Monster Big Brother" said Swannie.

Day 23 - Terrence is Out (of the task)

Terrence finally gave in and after apologising to his fellow monster housemates he broke away from the Group Hug task and ran to the bathroom.

Ganymede, Hector, Kelvin and Swannie have now been hugging for one hour and 38 minutes. How much longer can they last?

Day 23 - Group Hug is Go

The final five Monster Big Brother housemates are locked together in a big cuddly group hug, because this week's task is an attempt to break the record for the longest held group hug.

They've been hugging for an hour now, but the cracks are starting to show. Terrence needs to pee and Hector has a cramp, Ganymede is complaining because he doesn't have arms and hugging with his horns is too difficult. Only Swannie and Kelvin are still giggling about it.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Day 22 - Celebrity Monsters Pick Their Favourite Housemates

The last time we asked celebrity monsters for their opinions on the monster housemates, we had such a great response from our readers that we've had more celebrity monsters come forward to tell us their favourites:

Apparently Hector has an entire community behind him. We were sent this statement in a slightly damp envelope. "The Giant Squid Community feels that Hector represents a truly international monster and in an effort to promote the literature of Jules Verne we feel that he would be an excellent spokesmonster. Go Hector!"

An Uruk-Hai told us that he likes Kelvin, although we're not sure whether he meant as a housemate or as an entree.

Space Invaders came out of retirement to offer their support for Ganymede and to inform us that all our base are belong to them (!?)

And Godzilla took time out from his busy schedule to tell us that he likes Terrence; Godzilla likes disco music too.

We also had a telephone message from Hollywood, which sounded like this "Me under contract, so me not say name. But me love Swannie she like pink frosted cookie. Cookie! Nom nom nom"

Day 22 - Terrence in the Diary Room

Terrence has been a rocksteady monster housemate. He never seems to lose his cool or be mean to anyone. Monster Big Brother called him into the Diary Room to ask him a few question.

MBB: Good morning Terrence
T: Good morning Big Brother. What happened to yesterday's intruder?
MBB: The intruder has been dealt with.
T: Err, that's scary.
MBB: Terrence, on Friday you will return to the outside world. What have you missed the most during your time in the Monster Big Brother house?
T: Maisy. And everyone knows it. (laughs) Although I miss everyone else from SquareJane too. Like Jose, I wonder what he's been up to? He's such a joker.
MBB: Is there anything from the Monster Big Brother house that you think you will miss, Terrence?
T: Having a pool in the back garden is pretty cool.
MBB: Thank you Terrence.
T: Bye Monster Big Brother.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Day 21 - He Said What?

Earlier today the Monster Housemates were sunbathing in the garden when they heard a voice coming from over the garden wall. Swannie screamed, Kelvin ran to her side and everyone else shouted "shhhhh" as they strained their ears to hear what the voice was saying.

The whole incident lasted less than a minute, but it's given them plenty to talk about:

"He's definitely gone" said Terrence
"How did he get in?" Swannie asked "it's really scary"
Kelvin reassured her by saying "It's OK they've obviously taken him away"
"What was he saying?" asked Ganymede
Then Kelvin joined in"Yes what did you hear?"
"It sounded like Get Kelvin" said Terrence looking utterly shocked
"Or Hester Pryn" said Hector
"Why would anyone be shouting for 19th century American literary heroines?" asked Ganymede, rolling his eyes at Hector "Actually I think he was shouting for you. 'Hector to Win'"
"Zut Alors!" said Hector, so surprised that he momentarily reverted to his native language.
"and 'Morris is Good'" said Swannie, looking straight at Kelvin
"Are you sure that's what he said, I think it sounded more like 'Chorus of Hood'?"

Poor Kelvin, he just doesn't know that Morris' secret is out.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Day 20 - Swannie is Sad

Swannie has obviously been missing her friends Mabel and Madeline over the last 24 hours. She just hasn't seemed like her usual enthusiastic self.

But things went from bad to worse today when Hector said something to upset her. Hector and Terrence were talking about Terrence's special friend Maisy and Hector asked about how they met

"I am very interested in how you meet monster girls" said Hector "I haven't met anyone special in years, I must be looking in the wrong places."

Swannie was cleaning the kitchen, but she overheard the whole conversation and ran away crying. As she headed for the Diary Room Hector said "What's wrong with Swannie?" And this made her cry even harder.

Day 20 - Your Final Five

There are just five monster housemates left in the Monster Big Brother house, Ganymede, Hector, Kelvin, Swannie and Terrence

Only one of them can win Monster Big Brother 2009. The poll is now open to vote for your favourite monsters. The poll will close at Midnight (Pacific Time) on Thursday and the winner will be announced on Friday.

Who wins? You decide.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Day 19 - A Dismal Dinner Party

Last night Monster Big Brother provided a sumptuous dinner party in the house and invited the final five Monster housemates to attend the formal meal. At first the monster housemates were really excited at the prospect of a little glamour. Hector and Terrence helped Kelvin to tie his bow tie and Swannie wore a very sparkly tiara.

However, once the meal was in progress it didn't take long for the dinner party conversation to turn to the recently evicted monster housemates.
"It's so quiet" said Terrence "I wonder what Marvin's doing right now?"
"Partying the night away no doubt" said Ganymede
"It would have been so funny to see him in a bow tie, bouncing off the table, if only we had some chandeliers, then he could swing from them" bemoaned Kelvin
"But we have no chandelier" said Hector, a little confused "and no Marvin"
"Cthulhu would have loved this" said Ganymede sadly.
"Let's toast our ex-housemates" said Swannie and when they toasted their friends it was the happiest they were all evening.

Cheer up monsters! There's still another week to go.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Day 17 - Celebrity Fans

Whilst the monster housemates are wondering whether anyone in the outside world even likes them, we've talked to a few celebrity monsters to find out who are their favourites:

Frankenstein's Monster is a firm fan of Cthulhu. "He has a taste and refinement and a love of culture which I really appreciate". He says

The Zombie Horde, fresh from their appearance in "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" could only give us this incite..."BRAINS...BRAINS..." which we assume means they're fans of either Mabel and Madeline or Ganymede

Gossamer (from the Warner Brothers cartoons) says he likes "George" which isn't very helpful either, but we think he means Marvin.

Thankfully the Loch Ness Monster is more precise, he emailed us to say he's backing Morris 100%. "I know a shady character with a secret when I see one"

Sasquatch has publicly admitted that he'd like to take Swannie out for dinner when she gets out of the house and Hector has had many similar offers including one from The Blob!

And finally we recently had a fax signed "The Triffids" asking if they could come to the final night eviction party as they are big fans of Kelvin and Terrence. Naturally, we declined the offer, feeling that this particular plantlife is better kept behind glass.

If only the monster housemates knew how much everyone loves them.

Day 17 - Tales of the Unpopular

Last night the Monster Big Brother house was very subdued, many of the housemates went to bed early, but Ganymede, Kelvin, Morris, Terrence and Swannie drank a lot of tea and talked about how strange it feels to be in a popularity contest.

"I've been burned by this sort of thing before" said Ganymede "and yet here I am putting myself through it again"
Terrence was confused by this "You've been on Monster Big Brother before?" he asked.
"No, but I did go in for the Artisan's Challenge on Blockhead Radio"
"Ouch" said Swannie, "Are you crazy? That's a brutal competition"
"I heard it's rigged" said Morris, but no-one was really listening to him
"So what happened?" asked Kelvin
"I was beaten by a pillowcase" said Ganymede shaking his head
"That's nothing to be ashamed of" said Kelvin "Pillowcase monsters can be very endearing..."
"No, not a pillowcase monster, an actual pillowcase." said Ganymede
A stunned silence fell over the monster housemates
"An actual piece of fabric folded over and hemmed down one side" confirmed Ganymede. "And it beat me, a monster who took hours to make and was designed from scratch. It's too depressing"
"wow" said Terrence, obviously lost for words
"But you're still here" said Kelvin
"Yes" agreed Swannie "We're all still here, so someone must be voting for us."

Are you voting for them? Or are you voting for a pillowcase?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Day 16 - A Troublesome Task

The monster housemates completed the Overcoming Obstacles task this afternoon. Here's how they got on.

Cthulhu was the first to attempt the course, although his many tentacles got entangled in the netting and it took him valuable seconds to get free, Marvin went next, speeding round the course in what felt like a record time, he made it through the netting, over the wall, onto and along the balance beam and over the see-saw without even breaking a sweat. Then it was Hector's turn, he kept up a good speed too and the anxious monster housemates gave him a huge cheer when he made it over the wall, which had been giving him trouble during practice.

Ganymede was next and he was doing very well until he came to the end and fell off the see-saw, twice! His housemates commiserated with him as Swannie took her turn, her graceful nature was a real asset and she was surprisingly quick over the wall too.

Morris was the next up, he was very fast and agile, shocking his housemates into silence, then Kelvin took the next relay leg, although not as fast he didn't make any mistakes. He was followed by Mabel and Madeline who were speedy although a little clumsy. And finally Terrence took the last leg of the relay with the monster housemates screaming their encouragement all the way.

Have they completed the course in under five minutes?

We'll be live at the monster Big Brother house later for the results of the task.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Day 15 - CLANG! Did Someone Just Drop Something?

Terrence has been holding court in the dining area this morning, talking about all the famous Monsters of Rock that he's interviewed in his time as a DJ.

Mabel and Madeline, Hector, Kelvin and Swannie have been "ooooh" ing and "aaaaaah" ing to tales of drinks with the Zombie Stones, backstage with Ozzie Ozzbeast and the time he met The Thing at a party on the roof of his New York office.

Then Ganymede came over and surprised everyone by saying "I know the Spiders from Mars, I shared a room with them for a while, Ziggy is long gone but Weird and Gillie are still around. Weird is still a bit messed up by the whole experience with the band".

"That is so cool" said Swannie.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Day 14 - The Shopping List

The tension is always greatest in the Monster Big Brother house on a Friday, but we often don't see the fallout until Monday. And why is that? Because that's Shopping List day.

Every week the Monsters nominate one of their housemates to spend an hour locked in the diary room with a list of products and prices, they must make a list of everything the housemates will need for the next week, but it must also add up to a specified limited budget.

This week, the unlucky shopping list maker is Kelvin. He's already been in the diary room for 46 minutes and he can't remember all the special request items.

"I know that Swannie and Madeline wanted candy, but I can't remember what sort. I'll have to guess. Terrence wants beans, I mean he always wants beans. Hector wanted fresh basil, I think he's going to make something nice with that. Cthulhu and Marvin wanted booze, who did I leave out? Oh yes, Morris, Morris wanted tea bags, phew that's everyone."

Erm, you also left out Ganymede! Oh dear, I wonder if Monster Big Brother will remind him?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Day 13 - Missing Miss Maisy

Terrence came to the Diary Room this morning with something on his mind.

MBB: Good Morning Terrence, how are you today?
T: Hello Monster Big Brother, I wanted to talk to you about someone I'm really missing.
MBB: Who are you really missing Terrence?
T: Her name is Maisy and she's my friend, she taught me how to steal socks. I'm not very good at it and I haven't done it since I got in here because there didn't seem much point.
MBB: Is there anything you'd like to say to Maisy?
T: Yes. I miss you Maisy, you're awesome.

Oh Terrence, I'm sure she misses you too.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Day 12 - Music Soothes the Savage Beast

It's been another party night in the Monster Big Brother house. For getting through the first round of evictions, monster Big Brother rewarded the 9 remaining housemates with a karaoke party.

Almost all the monsters were all eager to show off their vocal skills and let off some steam and the evening started well Terrence sang "I Will Survive", Marvin showed off his punk credentials by shouting his way through "My Way", Ganymede was a little reluctant at first but then mumbled through a rendition of "Life is a Highway".

As the night wore on the song choices became more bizarre as the monster housemates got drunker. Kelvin sang "Islands in the Stream" as a duet with Hector! Mabel and Madeline surprised everyone by choosing to sing "I Kissed a Girl" and Swannie sang "Barbie Girl".

They finished up by singing some group songs, all the usual end of the night monster classics like "Monster Mash", "Flying Purple People Eater" and "My Beloved Monster". There was a lot of hugging and crying and even Marvin behaved himself. Morris went to bed early.

How long can this monster housemate love last?