Hector's Eviction Interview

Monstrochaussette, Hector is the winner of Monster Big Brother 2009. After a triumphant exit from the house yesterday, Hector spoke to Duleea McChen:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, the winner of Monster Big Brother...it's Hector!!!!!
H: Merci, merci beaucoup, thank you all
DM: Hector. Did you ever think you would win Monster Big Brother?
H: I thought there was a chance, but I did not think about it. It was my intention to have good times in the house and I think that is most important.
DM: It certainly seems to have worked for you. How did you manage to stay so calm, it seemed as though you never lost your temper?
H: This is not true, I was angry with Ganymede during the hug task, for which I am sorry.
DM: And you did upset some housemates
H: But I always am sorry, I never mean to be upsetting, I did not understand about Cthulhu and the tentacles, but now I do.
DM: Awww, I'm sure he doesn't mind really. So what do you think you will do now?
H: I intend to return to France and otherwise I have made no plans.
DM: Is there anything you'd like to say to all your fans?
H: Yes, thank you very much, you are all my friends and thank you to all my housemates who have made this so much fun. You are the best.
DM: Actually, Hector, you are the best. You've been an international sock monster of mystery and a fantastic winner. Thank you.

Ganymede's Eviction Interview

Ganymede was the penultimate monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. He spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he left the house:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Ganymede!
G: Hello, good afternoon everyone.
DM: Ganymede, it's great to see you, you're so fluffy in person! Do you think your housemates understood how fluffy you are?
G: Good question Duleea. The Monster Big Brother house is an alien environment for me, I'm usually quite a shy monster. My social skills are not great.
DM: You had a bit of a bad start
G: I did, I suppose I fell into a bad crowd with Morris. But being up early in the morning with Kelvin helped me to put some perspective on that.
DM: You must have done something right, you came so close to winning!
G: I know, it's very perplexing.
DM: What was going through your head just now when you and Hector were waiting to hear who had won Monster Big Brother?
G: Everything from the last 25 days, everything. It's an extraordinary amount of pressure.
DM: What was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
G: When Marvin thought the house had been moved in to space. What a leap of imagination! There were so many great monsters, with so many great skills, it makes me proud to be handmade.
DM: We're proud of you too Ganymede, you've been an early morning philosopher and a great housemate. Thank you.
G: Thank you Duleea.

Terrence's Eviction Interview

After a triumphant exit from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday Terrence joined Duleea McChen for a chat about his time in the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Terrence
T: Woooo! Hello!
DM: That was quite a reaction from the crowd.
T: Wasn't it? I'm so surprised.
DM: Well you shouldn't be, you've made quite an impression out here, you have plenty of monster fans. Did you have fun in the Monster Big Brother house Terrence?
T: I certainly did. It's quite an experience and I've learned a lot about myself and about the way I deal with other people. I'm very glad I did it.
DM: Any regrets?
T: No, not ever.
DM: Not even that you didn't steal any socks
T: (laughs) No I didn't in the end. Funny though because I think someone else was stealing shoes.
DM: Nothing gets past you does it Terrence? It was Morris and I'll tell you all about it later. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house?
T: Meeting all the other monsters, what a great group of creatures.
DM: Well, I won't delay you any longer Terrence, I know that Maisy is waiting for you in the green room. Thank you Terrence, you've been a brilliant monster housemate.
T: Thank you for having me

Kelvin's Eviction Interview

Kelvin was the third most popular Monster Big Brother housemate this year, he spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he came out of the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Kelvin! (pauses for applause) OK Kelvin I know you're desperate to know about Morris and it's been awful watching you struggle through the last week without knowing what happened. So I'll just sum up for you.
K: Yes please
DM: As you know Morris is a Sock Brownie with a speciality in magical cobbling and not a miserable old sock monster at all. Well now everyone knows, Morris' magical powers have disappeared and he's looking forward to living a more normal and cheerful life. Oh and he fixed my shoes. Genius!
K: Wow, er...I thought his secret identity needed to be protected, I had no idea he wanted a normal life, imagine deciding that in front of an international readership of millions.
DM: And there you go again, Kelvin, thinking about other people first. Aren't you in the least bit annoyed that you got dragged in to this. You had to lie for him.
K: It was my fault, if I hadn't seen what was in his shed at home I would never have known. Plus I was lying to protect his magic and all the good it does for people, as well as him.
DM: You really are just as sweet in person as you are on the blog. OK, moving on...Swannie, she's nice isn't she?
K: Yes she's very nice.
DM: Do you think you'll see her again, now you've left the house?
K: I hope so. I really do.
DM: Awww. So Kelvin what was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Playing cards with Swannie on that night when she was really upset. I felt like I was helping her out.
DM: Thank you Kelvin, you've been a super softie special monster housemate.

Swannie's Eviction Interview

Swannie was the first of the final five monster housemates to be evicted yesterday. She spoke to Duleea McChen straight out of the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Swannie
S: Hello, hello everyone
DM: So what was it like being the only girl monster in there for the last week.
S: I didn't notice actually, I was still having so much fun.
DM: You weren't having too much fun earlier in the week. You seemed quite upset.
S: Yes, I really missed Mabel and Madeline after they were evicted
DM: Are you sure you weren't upset about Hector?
S: No, I don't know what you mean
DM: OK, moving on. We noticed that you've got closer to Kelvin in the last few days. He's nice isn't he?
S: He's lovely, so helpful and kind.
DM: Do you fancy him?
S: Duleea! I'm not going to talk about that.
DM: Oh alright then. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house
S: The Karaoke Party, it was brilliant fun and we really felt like a proper house full of friends that night.
DM: Aww. You've been a beautiful girlie pink monster housemate. Thank you.
S: Thank you Duleea.

Day 25 - Hector has Won!

Hector has won Monster Big Brother 2009. He received 52% of the votes and is one of the most popular monster housemates we have ever seen. The fireworks have started and here comes Hector now.

The crowd are going crazy! There are several girl monsters in the audience who are screaming and fainting. Hector is grinning hugely and enjoying every second of this incredible experience.

Now he's applauding and gesturing at his ex-housemates. He's encouraging the audience to show their appreciation for all te monster housemates. What a Gentlemonster!

Hector's winner interview will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Day 25 - And The Winner Is!

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the winner of Monster Big Brother 2009 is

...Hector"

Stay where you are Hector, we'll see you soon. Ganymede come to the front door it's time to leave."

Hector and Ganymede are hugging one another and jumping on the sofa.

"Well played" says Ganymede. "I suppose I'd better go now, see you soon!"

Day 25 - Terrence is Evicted

Terrence has been evicted from the Monster Big Brother house, he's just walked out of the front door and the monster crowd have given him a real welcome.

The crowd are singing D-I-S-C-O, I suppose it's more of a chant really, but Terrence is loving it. He's striking a pose at the top of the stairs. The security monsters are encouraging him to come down the stairs and meet Duleea but he's enjoying himself too much up there.

Look...Duleea is coming up the stairs to him. She's dancing with him and now she's taken him by the hand and she's leading him into the studio.

Come back tomorrow for Terrence's eviction interview with Duleea McChen.

Day 25 - Eviction # 8 - Duleea Speaks to the House

There are only four boy monsters left in the Monster Big Brother house, Hector, Kelvin, Ganymede and Terrence and one of them is about to be evicted:

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the eighth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Kelvin

Come to the front door Kelvin it's time to leave"

Day 25 - Swannie is Evicted

Swannie is the seventh Monster Big Brother housemate to be evicted this year and the first to be evicted on this finale night.

She pokes her head around the door and the crowd go wild. She's giving them a huge smile and a wave as she confidently steps down the stairs.

Oh no, they're throwing things! It's OK, they're throwing pink confetti! The crowd are throwing pink confetti for the pinkest monster housemate. She looks extra pink with pride.

Come back tomorrow for Swannie's full eviction interview with Duleea McChen

Day 25 - Finale Day!

The monster housemates have been in the Monster Big Brother house for just under 4 weeks and today we'll find out who you have chosen to be the winner.

Minster Big Brother host Duleea McChen will speak to the house four times today and the blog will be reporting live from each announcement, each eviction and the final announcement of the winner. Duleea's full interviews with each of the monster housemates will be published on the blog tomorrow.

Are you ready...?

Day 23 - Hector in the Diary Room

As Hector left the Group Hug task, Monster Big Brother called him to the Diary Room to answer a few questions about how he feels.

MBB: Hello Hector, how are you today?
H: Much better now I don't have Ganymede's horns in my leg.
MBB: What are you most looking forward to when you leave the house on Friday, Hector?
H: I cannot wait to get home to RonRonCarre. It's a small place, but I think I may be quite well known there now.
MBB: Is there anything you miss from the outside world Hector?
H: Everything! And everyone. I don't know where to begin. Hmm, a fine meal would be marvelous, in a tasteful restaurant, overlooking a river, perhaps in Paris. That sounds very fine.
MBB: And is there anything that you think you will miss from the Monster Big Brother House.
H: I will miss Terrence of course and Kelvin is good fun. Oh and the beds. I must find out what kind of mattresses you use here, I sleep well on these beds.
MBB: Thank you Hector.
H: Merci

Day 23 - Spa-tastic

The monster housemates won a selection of luxury spa treatments as their reward for completing this week's task.

They've been sipping champagne and giving one another monster pedicures. Swannie is wearing a mud mask and Terrence is using a teeth whitener, Hector just exfoliated and Kelvin has agreed to let Swannie paint his nails.

Ganymede may have overdone the horn polish though; he says his horns feel "loose"!

Day 23 - All Shall Have Prizes

The Group Hug task is over!

Monster Big Brother told the housemates that they had passed the task with flying colours:

"Until this morning there were no duration records for the Group Hug, so you have set the first record at 2 hours and 20 minutes . Congratulations Monster housemates. As a reward you have all won a selection of luxury spa treatments. Kelvin and Swannie, because you held the hug for the longest time you have been rewarded a romantic dinner for two."

Swannie let out a little squeal when she heard the news and Kelvin started to blush.

Day 19 - Marvin's Eviction Interview

Overstimulated amigurumi monster Marvin was evicted from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday and then topped off the experience with some crowd surfing. He (briefly) spoke to Duleea McChen yesterday:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters. It's Marvin.
M: Yay woooo! Look, I'm on the blog!!
DM: Sit down, Marvin, come on.
M: I can't sit down, I'm too excited.
DM: Would you like to run around for a bit.
M: Yes please (runs around, slapping high fives with the audience and jumping around)
DM: Are you done now?
M: Yes Duleea. I'm just excited to be on the blog.
DM: I hate to break it to you but you've been on the blog now for two weeks.
M: Yeah, I know
DM: I only mention it because it sometimes seemed that you'd forgotten that we were watching you at all. You are the least self-conscious housemate we've ever had on Monster Big Brother. Was it difficult for you to be so contained in the house?
M: You bet it was. I am so glad to be out. Yay woooo!
DM: Have you seen that Lurly Jack is here in the studio audience?
M: Is he? Aw, brilliant, it's great to see you mate (runs off into the audience again)
DM: (shouting) Alright then, just one question. Who do you want to win Monster Big Brother Marvin?
M: ME!!!
DM: Ermm...cut!

Day 19 - A Dismal Dinner Party

Last night Monster Big Brother provided a sumptuous dinner party in the house and invited the final five Monster housemates to attend the formal meal. At first the monster housemates were really excited at the prospect of a little glamour. Hector and Terrence helped Kelvin to tie his bow tie and Swannie wore a very sparkly tiara.

However, once the meal was in progress it didn't take long for the dinner party conversation to turn to the recently evicted monster housemates.
"It's so quiet" said Terrence "I wonder what Marvin's doing right now?"
"Partying the night away no doubt" said Ganymede
"It would have been so funny to see him in a bow tie, bouncing off the table, if only we had some chandeliers, then he could swing from them" bemoaned Kelvin
"But we have no chandelier" said Hector, a little confused "and no Marvin"
"Cthulhu would have loved this" said Ganymede sadly.
"Let's toast our ex-housemates" said Swannie and when they toasted their friends it was the happiest they were all evening.

Cheer up monsters! There's still another week to go.

Day 18 - This Afternoon's Evictions

This afternoon, four of the Monster Big Brother housemates will be evicted from the house. However, the monster housemates don't know that this is planned. They are expecting the usual two evictions.

The beautiful and always monstrously glamorous Ms Duleea McChen will speak to the house at 2pm to ask two of the monster housemates to leave and then again at 4pm to ask two more monster housemates to leave.

The Monster Big Brother blog will have exclusive live coverage of all four evictions as they happen and highlights of the evictee's interviews will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Four evictions in one night? This is going to come as quite a shock to the housemates.

Day 17 - Celebrity Fans

Whilst the monster housemates are wondering whether anyone in the outside world even likes them, we've talked to a few celebrity monsters to find out who are their favourites:

Frankenstein's Monster is a firm fan of Cthulhu. "He has a taste and refinement and a love of culture which I really appreciate". He says

The Zombie Horde, fresh from their appearance in "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" could only give us this incite..."BRAINS...BRAINS..." which we assume means they're fans of either Mabel and Madeline or Ganymede

Gossamer (from the Warner Brothers cartoons) says he likes "George" which isn't very helpful either, but we think he means Marvin.

Thankfully the Loch Ness Monster is more precise, he emailed us to say he's backing Morris 100%. "I know a shady character with a secret when I see one"

Sasquatch has publicly admitted that he'd like to take Swannie out for dinner when she gets out of the house and Hector has had many similar offers including one from The Blob!

And finally we recently had a fax signed "The Triffids" asking if they could come to the final night eviction party as they are big fans of Kelvin and Terrence. Naturally, we declined the offer, feeling that this particular plantlife is better kept behind glass.

If only the monster housemates knew how much everyone loves them.

Calling All Monsters

Are you handmade? Are you a monster? Are you available for four weeks next Summer? Would you like to be in the Monster Big Brother house?

Of course you would.

Auditions are now being held for housemates for next year's Monster Big Brother, leave us a message for more information.

Day 17 - Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Mabel and Madeline have been even quieter than usual since the monster housemates failed the task yesterday. Swannie asked them what was wrong. In a whisper they replied.

"We're frightened we'll be evicted tomorrow and even more frightened of what the monsters outside will think of us." they said together
"I want to go now" said Mabel "But I think we should stay for the eviction" said Madeline

Swannie gave them both a give hug. "You girls are great", she said, "what would we do without you? You cook, you're really good at calming Marvin down and you're both so beautiful. I'm sure everyone loves you. Please don't leave."

Madeline cheered up a little after this pep talk, but Mabel didn't look impressed