Ganymede's Eviction Interview

Ganymede was the penultimate monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. He spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he left the house:

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Ganymede!
G: Hello, good afternoon everyone.
DM: Ganymede, it's great to see you, you're so fluffy in person! Do you think your housemates understood how fluffy you are?
G: Good question Duleea. The Monster Big Brother house is an alien environment for me, I'm usually quite a shy monster. My social skills are not great.
DM: You had a bit of a bad start
G: I did, I suppose I fell into a bad crowd with Morris. But being up early in the morning with Kelvin helped me to put some perspective on that.
DM: You must have done something right, you came so close to winning!
G: I know, it's very perplexing.
DM: What was going through your head just now when you and Hector were waiting to hear who had won Monster Big Brother?
G: Everything from the last 25 days, everything. It's an extraordinary amount of pressure.
DM: What was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
G: When Marvin thought the house had been moved in to space. What a leap of imagination! There were so many great monsters, with so many great skills, it makes me proud to be handmade.
DM: We're proud of you too Ganymede, you've been an early morning philosopher and a great housemate. Thank you.
G: Thank you Duleea.

Terrence's Eviction Interview

After a triumphant exit from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday Terrence joined Duleea McChen for a chat about his time in the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Terrence
T: Woooo! Hello!
DM: That was quite a reaction from the crowd.
T: Wasn't it? I'm so surprised.
DM: Well you shouldn't be, you've made quite an impression out here, you have plenty of monster fans. Did you have fun in the Monster Big Brother house Terrence?
T: I certainly did. It's quite an experience and I've learned a lot about myself and about the way I deal with other people. I'm very glad I did it.
DM: Any regrets?
T: No, not ever.
DM: Not even that you didn't steal any socks
T: (laughs) No I didn't in the end. Funny though because I think someone else was stealing shoes.
DM: Nothing gets past you does it Terrence? It was Morris and I'll tell you all about it later. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house?
T: Meeting all the other monsters, what a great group of creatures.
DM: Well, I won't delay you any longer Terrence, I know that Maisy is waiting for you in the green room. Thank you Terrence, you've been a brilliant monster housemate.
T: Thank you for having me

Kelvin's Eviction Interview

Kelvin was the third most popular Monster Big Brother housemate this year, he spoke to Duleea McChen as soon as he came out of the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Kelvin! (pauses for applause) OK Kelvin I know you're desperate to know about Morris and it's been awful watching you struggle through the last week without knowing what happened. So I'll just sum up for you.
K: Yes please
DM: As you know Morris is a Sock Brownie with a speciality in magical cobbling and not a miserable old sock monster at all. Well now everyone knows, Morris' magical powers have disappeared and he's looking forward to living a more normal and cheerful life. Oh and he fixed my shoes. Genius!
K: Wow, er...I thought his secret identity needed to be protected, I had no idea he wanted a normal life, imagine deciding that in front of an international readership of millions.
DM: And there you go again, Kelvin, thinking about other people first. Aren't you in the least bit annoyed that you got dragged in to this. You had to lie for him.
K: It was my fault, if I hadn't seen what was in his shed at home I would never have known. Plus I was lying to protect his magic and all the good it does for people, as well as him.
DM: You really are just as sweet in person as you are on the blog. OK, moving on...Swannie, she's nice isn't she?
K: Yes she's very nice.
DM: Do you think you'll see her again, now you've left the house?
K: I hope so. I really do.
DM: Awww. So Kelvin what was your favourite moment in the Monster Big Brother house?
K: Playing cards with Swannie on that night when she was really upset. I felt like I was helping her out.
DM: Thank you Kelvin, you've been a super softie special monster housemate.

Swannie's Eviction Interview

Swannie was the first of the final five monster housemates to be evicted yesterday. She spoke to Duleea McChen straight out of the house.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Swannie
S: Hello, hello everyone
DM: So what was it like being the only girl monster in there for the last week.
S: I didn't notice actually, I was still having so much fun.
DM: You weren't having too much fun earlier in the week. You seemed quite upset.
S: Yes, I really missed Mabel and Madeline after they were evicted
DM: Are you sure you weren't upset about Hector?
S: No, I don't know what you mean
DM: OK, moving on. We noticed that you've got closer to Kelvin in the last few days. He's nice isn't he?
S: He's lovely, so helpful and kind.
DM: Do you fancy him?
S: Duleea! I'm not going to talk about that.
DM: Oh alright then. What was your favourite part of being in the Monster Big Brother house
S: The Karaoke Party, it was brilliant fun and we really felt like a proper house full of friends that night.
DM: Aww. You've been a beautiful girlie pink monster housemate. Thank you.
S: Thank you Duleea.

Day 25 - Terrence is Evicted

Terrence has been evicted from the Monster Big Brother house, he's just walked out of the front door and the monster crowd have given him a real welcome.

The crowd are singing D-I-S-C-O, I suppose it's more of a chant really, but Terrence is loving it. He's striking a pose at the top of the stairs. The security monsters are encouraging him to come down the stairs and meet Duleea but he's enjoying himself too much up there.

Look...Duleea is coming up the stairs to him. She's dancing with him and now she's taken him by the hand and she's leading him into the studio.

Come back tomorrow for Terrence's eviction interview with Duleea McChen.

Day 25 - Eviction #9 Duleea Speaks to the House

Terrence, Hector and Ganymede are the three remaining monster housemates and one of them is about to be evicted. They're sitting next to one another on the sofa and they are intensely somber looking

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"S*@T!" they all shout together and then bust out laughing "It's a Marvin tribute" says Terrence.

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the ninth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Terrence"

"Come to the front door Terrence it's time to leave"

Day 25 - Kelvin is Evicted

Kelvin has always been the good guy of the house, but now he's been evicted will the crowd be good to him?

And the answer is yes! The monster crowd are giving him a rousing cheer as he comes down the stairs. But he still seems anxious he's scanning the crowd for something or someone. There's Morris, waving frantically, the crowd have made room for him and he's running towards the barriers to get as close as he can to Kelvin. Kelvin has seen him and is looking more relaxed now. Morris is shouting something...the crowd has gone quiet so that they can hear it..."it's ok, they know and I've never been happier". Now the crowd is whooping and cheering twice as loud. What a reception!

Come back tomorrow for Duleea McChen's exclusive interview with Kelvin.

Day 25 - Eviction # 8 - Duleea Speaks to the House

There are only four boy monsters left in the Monster Big Brother house, Hector, Kelvin, Ganymede and Terrence and one of them is about to be evicted:

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the eighth monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is...

...Kelvin

Come to the front door Kelvin it's time to leave"

Day 25 - Eviction #7 - Duleea Speaks to the House

The nervous monster housemates are waiting on the sofas. The tension is palpable and when they hear Duleea's voice, they all scream with excitement (even Ganymede).

"Monster Big Brother House, this is Duleea you are live on the blog, please do not swear!!"

"The poll has closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal, the seventh monster to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house is....

...Swannie!!"

Come to the front door Swannie it's time to leave"

"I'm going out there" says Swannie "wish me luck"

"You'll be fine" says Kelvin "I'll see you soon ok?"

Day 19 - Morris' Eviction Interview

Well, he's been evicted and is far from the crowds favourite. Will we finally get some answers from the mysterious Morris?

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters. It's Morris.

M: Hello.

DM: How you doin' Morris?

M: meh

DM: Well, you weren't so popular when you came out. Was that a surprise?

M: Not really.

DM: Look, lets' cut to the chase. There's been talk of something in your shed and a trip to TheKitschEnd reveals some interesting facts about brown sock monsters. You're not a sock monster after all are you?

M: What?

DM: You're a sock brownie!

(Gasps from the audience)
M: What? Well, er, hmm......oh....
DM: So tell us Morris. What's it like being a genuine good guy? Thanks for fixing my shoes by the way.

M: My pleasure. (Morris smiles) I mean erm, what shoes...no idea what your erm...

DM: Ladies and gentlemonsters, Morris smiled!!!

(Cheers from the audience)

M: NO! I...

DM: So it's you who's been fixing our shoes. Sounds like you've been a helpful guy all your life helping people by fixing their shoes and saving their socks from harm. That's what you've been doing in your shed isn't it?

M: Kelvin?

DM: Yes Kelvin did let something slip but we worked it out for ourselves. Morris are you OK?...Morris?....Morris?...Sorry everyone, I think we need to take a break. We'll give Morris a chance to take all this in and we'll get back to you tomorrow with the full story.

Day 19 - Cthulhu (Stripes) Eviction Interview

DM:Ladies and Gentlemonsters, it's Cthulhu
C: Thank you. Thank you Duleea and thank you for such a marvelous reception.
DM: You're welcome, Cthulhu. We all think you're great. So Cthulhu, what happened with this week's task.
C: Oh dear, yes that was rather frightful wasn't it? I'm simply not built for interactions with netting. Such a disappointment.
DM: Do you think you could have done a better job if you'd had more time to practice instead of arguing over who would go first.
C: Sadly, no. I think I was always destined to make a mess of it.
DM: Alright then, let's move on to something a bit happier. You were like the house Dad, is that a role you enjoyed?
C: Actually yes, I suppose it comes with my great age and experience that I should feel the need to act in a parental role.
DM: Who was the naughtiest of your “children”?
C: Marvin I think...
DM: Not Morris?
C: Hmmm, I've been thinking about Morris and I don't think he should be in the Monster Big Brother house. I'm not sure he's really a monster.
DM: He certainly seems monstrous.
C: Yes, I think that is the point.
DM: Ooh, very cryptic. I can't let you go without asking, can you do the voice for us, please?
C: Do you mean TREMBLE MORTALS
DM: That's the one. So who would you like to win Monster Big Brother?
C: Ganymede, he's very clever and interesting, but terribly insecure, I feel this may give him the confidence boost he needs to help him become a fully rounded monster.
DM: Thank you Cthulhu, you've been a great housemate.

Day 19 - Mabel and Madeline's Eviction Interview

Yesterday afternoon, Mabel and Madeline were the third Monster Housemates to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. Here are the highlights of their interview with host Duleea McChen.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters it's Mabel and Madeline!
M&M: Hello Duleea
DM: I know you were both thinking about leaving the Monster Big Brother House earlier this week. Are you glad you stayed for the eviction?
Mabel: Yes I'm glad we stayed, it was nice to get such a lovely reception from the crowd
Madeline: See, I told you it would be better.
DM: So why did you want to leave?
M&M: The tension in there is unbelievable it's a constant pressure
Mabel: And whatever was happening with Kelvin and Morris was getting frightening
Madeline: Definitely worse than weird
Mabel: But Kelvin keeps saying it's fine. I don't know if he's just being bullied
DM: Don't worry about them, we know a little bit more about it now, I'll tell you later. But let's talk about you two. Do you think that being a two headed monster helped you to cope better with the pressure?
Mabel: No, not really
Madeline: A little bit, it's difficult to know what it must be like to only have one head
Mabel: It must be limiting
Madeline: So I can't really say for sure.
DM: So who would you like to win Monster Big Brother
M&M: Swannie, she is the real thing, genuinely sweet and girlie, she's totally adorable.
DM: Thank you Mabel and Madeline, you've been great housemate(s)

Day 18 - Morris is Evicted

Mysterious Morris is the seventh housemate to leave the Monster Big Brother house. Duleea McChen told me earlier that she thought he was going to get a negative response from the crowd here and it looks like she may have been correct.

The crowd are booing and there's a chant of “who are ya!” as Morris steps slowly from the house. He actually looks strangely proud of himself. Oh no, some members of the crowd are throwing shoes at him...oh security have just surrounded Morris and they're escorting him to a waiting car. This is very unusual, the car is driving straight into the studio as the crowd keep throwing things at the car.

Morris has a lot of explaining to do. Come back tomorrow for his interview with Duleea. I hope she can get some answers.

Day 18 - Cthulhu is Evicted

Cthulhu is the fifth housemate to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house and here he is now.

He looks very majestic waving his tentacles at the crowd. I can see a few girl monsters with homemade banners, one of which says “Cthulhu! You can cuddle me any time!!!!!” I think he's spotted it and he's winked at her! Or he could just have been blinking in the bright lights.

The crowd are not as enthusiastic for Cthulhu as they were for Marvin. And I don't see Cthulhu (Sky) anywhere, I thought he would have been here to support his friend and species-mate. Duleea's coming to meet him now and aww, he's giving her a big hug.

Cthulhu's exit interview with Duleea will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Day 18 - Mabel and Madeline are Evicted

Earlier this afternoon Mabel and Madeline were evicted from the Monster Big Brother house. There have been a lot of tears in the house since that announcement was made and now, here they come,

Mabel and Madeline are looking particularly beautiful tonight as they leave the Monster Big Brother house and step nervously down the stairs. The crowd are giving them a polite reaction, no booing or slogan chanting.

And there are two Great Danes on the stairs, rushing towards Mabel and Madeline and knocking them down. They're barking enthusiastically and wagging their tails. These must be Mabel and Madeline's dogs. It looks like they've been missed out here.

Come back tomorrow for Mabel and Madeline's interview with Duleea

Day 18 - This Afternoon's Evictions

This afternoon, four of the Monster Big Brother housemates will be evicted from the house. However, the monster housemates don't know that this is planned. They are expecting the usual two evictions.

The beautiful and always monstrously glamorous Ms Duleea McChen will speak to the house at 2pm to ask two of the monster housemates to leave and then again at 4pm to ask two more monster housemates to leave.

The Monster Big Brother blog will have exclusive live coverage of all four evictions as they happen and highlights of the evictee's interviews will be available on the blog tomorrow.

Four evictions in one night? This is going to come as quite a shock to the housemates.

Day 17 - Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Mabel and Madeline have been even quieter than usual since the monster housemates failed the task yesterday. Swannie asked them what was wrong. In a whisper they replied.

"We're frightened we'll be evicted tomorrow and even more frightened of what the monsters outside will think of us." they said together
"I want to go now" said Mabel "But I think we should stay for the eviction" said Madeline

Swannie gave them both a give hug. "You girls are great", she said, "what would we do without you? You cook, you're really good at calming Marvin down and you're both so beautiful. I'm sure everyone loves you. Please don't leave."

Madeline cheered up a little after this pep talk, but Mabel didn't look impressed

Day 13 - Another FOUR Bite the Dust

With Friday's eviction only just behind us it's almost time to start voting to decide the evictees for next Friday.

This week FOUR of the monster housemates will be evicted on Friday, leaving the final five in the Monster Big Brother house for their last week.

The poll will be open from midnight tonight (Pacific Time) and will close at Midnight on Thursday.

Who stays? You decide.

Day 12 - Cthulhu Sky's Eviction Interview

The second housemate to be evicted from the Monster Big Brother house yesterday was Cthulhu, known to his friends as Sky. He spoke to Duleea McChen last night.

DM: Ladies and gentlemonsters, give it up for Cthulhu!
C: Hello
DM: I'm going to cut right to the chase Cthulhu, are you surprised to be evicted? You look very surprised.
C: I am a little shocked Duleea, yes. It's quite an experience setting out from the comfort zone of the Monster Big Brother house right into a crowd of screaming fans.
DM: But are you surprised that you were voted out?
C: Of course, I didn't think I'd done anything to make me so unpopular.
DM: I don't think you are unpopular, I just think other monsters are more popluar.
C: Mmmm, seems like the same thing to me.
DM: Do you think it might have been what you said to Hector?
C: Maybe, I shouldn't have blown up like that, but it's something I've lived with now for a long time, people have to understand about tentacle monsters, we're just not all the same, no more than all French monsters are all the same. I suppose if you took my French Monsters statement out of context that might be what's made me less popular.
DM: But your response from the crowd just now was incredible!
C: It was. I feel as though I have reached out to some of my brothers and sisters and I know they share my pain. We can beat this together!
DM: Just one last question. Who would you like to win Monster Big Brother?
C: Cthulhu (Stripes) he's incredibly wholesome for a Cthulhu and he's really taken on the role of father figure in the house, if it's not going to be me I want another tentacle monster to win it.
DM: Thanks Cthulhu, you've been very entertaining to watch.

Day 12 - Lurly Jack's Eviction Interview

Here's what you've been waiting for. It's the transcript of Duleea McChen's exclusive interview with Lurly Jack, following his eviction from the house yesterday.

DM: Ladies and Gentlemonsters, let's hear it for Lurly Jack
LJ: Hi everyone Wooooooo! Woooooooo!
DM: So Jack, you're the first out of the Monster Big Brother house. How do you feel about that?
LJ: Really good actually. Woooooo!
DM: Now that surprises me, because from out here, it looked as though you were just starting to hit your stride in there.
LJ: Yes, I was starting to enjoy myself, but I've learned so much in there that I actually wanted to get out here and put that into practice.
DM: By turning to a life of crime?
LJ: What? No! What do you mean?
DM: When you opened that box for the task, I think that's when you really became more confident. There's been a lot of talk in the media about how you would become an international jewel thief when you got out.
LJ: That's rubbish!
DM: Yes it is, isn't it.
LJ: I felt like the other housemates had really accepted me and that I've started to accept myself and that's important.
DM: It certainly is. One last question, who do you want to win Monster big Brother?
LJ: Marvin Wooooooooo! Yeah, Marvin all the way wooooooooo!