Friday, June 19, 2009
Day 11 - Cthulhu (Sky) is Evicted
"TEN-TA-CLES...TEN-TA-CLES..."
There are dozens of tentacled monsters in this crowd tonight they're waving hundreds of banners that say things like "Tentacle Awareness" and "Hentai Go Home". It's a very moving scene and Cthulhu is obviously effected by it. He has his tentacles lifted high and is letting out a blood curdling scream. Amazing.
Come back tomorrow for highlights of Cthulhu's interview with Duleea.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Day 8 - Running it Out
We hope no-one gets hurt.
Monday, June 8, 2009
The Final Housemate is - Cthulhu

That's right, the final Monster Big Brother housemate is another Cthulhu, this could cause some embarrassment, especially if either of them are actually the Elder and not just his Cthulhi minions.
This Cthulhu claims that he's the cuddliest Cthulhu in all the land. He is made from a very soft wool in shades of lemon, tangerine, melon, pistachio and graham cracker. His ginormous eyeball is a lovely shade of sparkling spring green and he's eyeballing the crowd with it now.
Cthulhu comes to the Monster Big Brother house from UglyGerbil. At first the crowd were a little wary, but they're warming to him now, he's certainly majestic as he waves all his tentacles at different parts of the crowd whilst opening the door to the Monster Big Brother house.
Say Hello To - Cthulhu

The second housemate to enter the Monster Big Brother House is Cthulhu
Cthulhu is in the house to raise awareness about tentacles. He says, "I'm fed up with people thinking tentacles are always part of weird Japanese porn". Cthulhu is already a celebrity in his own right, you may recognise him from the work of H P Lovecraft, but he's been seen most recently in Alan Moore's graphic novels The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and in a short story by Neil Gaiman.
As one of the "Elder Gods", we think that Cthulhu is the oldest housemate ever to appear on Monster Big Brother, he estimates his age at 12,844,991,203 earth years.
Cthulhu is currently settled at trinlayk.etsy.com but he's always searching for a home and souls to devour. Now he's waving his tentacles expansively to the crowd as he disappears inside the Monster Big Brother House.