Monday, June 22, 2009

Day 14 - The Toilet Incident

Fear and terror tore through the house today. The housemates had been witnessing something brewing for the last couple of days and it wasn't the tea!

With a cry of "KELVIN!!!! GET HERE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Morris stormed out of the diary room, grabbed hold of Kelvin and dragged him, by the hood, to the Monster Big Brother Big Bathroom. (To give the monsters some privacy at the most intimate of times, this is the only room in the house that does not have cameras.)

The monster housemates could hear nothing but a few yells and screams but Monster Big Brother can confirm that through covered microphones a few muffled words could be heard. From what Monster Big Brother can tell Morris was using words such as 'cover' and 'scream'. Kelvin appeared a few minutes later looking visibly shaken but with no obvious physical injuries.

Only time will tell what really happened in the bathroon but, in the meantime, Marvin has taken to calling Morris, 'The Loony in the Loo'.

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