Monday, June 22, 2009

Day 14 - Morris in the Diary Room

After the shopping list incident, Monster Big Brother decided to check on how Morris was doing and called him into the diary room.

MBB: Morris, how are you today?
M: Oh GREAT! Just stinking wonderful!
MBB: Big Brother senses that you might be having some issues with some of the other housemates.
M: If they'd pay attention, none of this would happen. Stupid runts.....
MBB: Monster Big Brother noticed some tension with one housemate in particular.
M: That flippin' Kelvin...never listens...NEVER listens....
MBB: Would it help to talk to Monster Big Brother about home? What are your interests?
M: What on earth are you talking about?
MBB: Big Brother understands that you keep something special in your shed. Would you care to share anything about that with Monster Big Brother?
M: The little runt! Wait till I get my hands on him!
MBB: Thank you Morris

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