An Apology

Following certain comments made in the Monster Big Brother house during the last week, Monster Big Brother received a record number of complaints from Japan and France. We would therefore, like to take this opportunity to apologise to our readers.

The Monster housemates are often hot-tempered and arguments occur. In retrospect, it is clear that we should have edited the exchange between Cthulhu (Sky) and Hector to expunge all references to pornographic Japanese cartoons, especially as this was aired before the watershed. Similarly, all references to the French as snail eating garlic lovers should also have been "bleeped" in the interest of national harmony.

We are sorry for any offense caused to tentacle monsters, monsters with small offspring, the Japanese Monster Porn Industry and to the French.

Day 9 - International Peacekeeping Force

Sometimes, being Monster Big Brother is a little like being the United Nations.

Earlier today Cthulhu (Sky) and Hector were involved in an argument around the pool, during which Hector made some suggestive comments about monsters with tentacles.

After Cthulhu (Sky) had left the Diary Room. Monster Big Brother called Hector in to the Diary Room to explain his side of the story. Half an hour later Hector agreed to apologise to Cthulhu (Sky) but only if he gets an apology over the "Garlic and Snails" comment.

You could cut the air with a tentacle.